Offend me

[Headdrivehardscrew]

The problem you're gonna have is the mods punish people for being deliberately offensive.

So, might I recommend 4chan?

I could never make sense of 4chan. Although I would imagine it to be the equivalent of getting lost in Akihabara while on some serious shrooms.

Thing is, on 4chan you can pull something like this, complete with swastikas, lady gaga, a dozen hail mary's and a fistful of allahu akbar without even breaking a sweat.

So... yeah, no, this is not the place for things like that.

 

[geK0]

get ready for this one.....


I FIND YOU TO BE A RATHER UNPLEASANT INDIVIDUAL!

 

[PotatoLord]

I refuse to insult you, as doing so would only confirm your belief that you are "thick skinned."

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

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You watch hentai, therefore you are a rapist. You also stink.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

There is nothing wrong with the production and distribution of child pornography.

You sir can get right the crunch out.

 

[Bocaj2000]

Get you offended? Are you really asking for this shit? How insecure are you that you have to re-affirm to yourself that you cannot be offended? What kind of smug, elitist, piece of shit do you have to be to challenge the internet to offend you?

You claim that you are "thick skinned"... how? It must be a hard knock life as a white teenager. You're parents are divorced; big deal. You're a virgin; good for you. I don't care. You know nothing. You don't know what it's like for your father to cane your calves until they get as swollen as your thighs; you don't know what it's like to get raped from the ages of 8 to 14 by your older brother almost daily. You really think you're hot shit? You are nothing. You are insignificant. You are dirt beneath my nails. You are just another self-entitled piece of shit teenager who thinks that he in impervious to getting offended.

 

[tautologico]

You are arrogant, and not very smart. A bad combination, definitely.

 

[Souleks]

Dude he lives in Australia he probably doesn't understand half the shit we say because of his third world education and he is a fucking furry which is probably more disgusting than the video of the Asian woman beating her baby to death and the video of that crazy ex-pornstar cutting a guy a part then raping the torso combined.
also the fact that he thinks he is liberal. probably doesn't understand what that is since he lives in a third world country.

Edit:
pic of OP

 

[Quazimofo]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

oooh, thats..... ooooooooh. while i understand completely your logic, i can totally see why your friend hates you for this. its just, oh dear. that line about intelligence/potential being the deciders for fuel creation, just, oh man.

now, i do agree in part to some of your other points, but all of that all together.... lets just say i hope to god/yaweh/allah/jeus/vishnu/the god emperor of mankind/tzeench/khaine etc. that this idea in its entirety does not gain popularity.


OP: well, im among the ones who cannot really insult you, because i dont know you personally. some of these people are very good at this thread though, because some of the posts i saw would offend me if i was the OP, which makes me realize i dont have such a thick skin, though the crap people choose to be offended by i simply dont, which ultimately makes life a good bit easier for me.

 

[Quazimofo]

There is nothing wrong with the production and distribution of child pornography.

You sir can get right the crunch out.

define child

 

[Xanadu84]

No matter what you are capable of, no matter how hard you work, and in spite of all the useless assholes who get countless things that they do not deserve for next to no effort whatsoever, you will probably never advance beyond your current socio-economic class. You will inevitably find yourself discussing important, life or death issues with people who have no interest in facts who will be angry at you for pursuing facts, and the only people backing you up will be just as bad as the people insulting you. You are doomed to live in a world that has advanced to the point where everyone should have a high standard of living, but human selfishness holds it back, along with opportunities that would be life changing that you will never see. You also live in a world that genuinely believes that the death of a single digit number of pretty, photogenic first world county citizens is a tragedy that exceeds millions of annual deaths of people who happen to be brown and born in Africa in terribleness.

If you're not offended, you should be.

 

[Syntax Error]

Wait... Depressed and SEVENTEEN? That's freaking normal! And you're probably NOT depressed. It's just probably the very first incidence in your life that something didn't go as you planned. Which happens ALL THE TIME!

 

[excalipoor]

Some of you are way too good at this, and you should feel bad.

 

[RedDeadFred]

You're a teenager. You know nothing.

You know nothing John Snow. Sorry, couldn't resist.

OT: I'm not gonna insult you because I enjoy Australians and Atheists.

 

[Freddyqaqualung]

Hmmm.... Worst thing I can think of...
ooh I know! I wish the holocaust happened.

 

[CrazyJew]

You are a poopy-head.

 

[Joao Baptista]

You're perfectly normal and everyone likes you <3

 

[HalfTangible]

"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102 and when she'd been dead for three days she looked better than you do NOW"

See that? That's an insult from a movie. I don't even know WHICH movie, and I didn't bother to find a clip. But that's all you deserve. You deserve all the originality and creative power of a Micheal Bay movie.

 

[Spade Lead]

Male

Sexist Pig

Aged 17

You're so young you don't know what you don't know.

White

You're responsible for enslaving half the world and inflicting suffering and misery on most of the other half.

Blonde hair blue eyes.

Nazi

Went through serious depression. Borderline psychotic at one stage.

Psycho Teenaged Nazi

Live in the bush and rarely leave the house.

Seventeen and you're not even toilet trained. And you're a whimpy agoraphobe, too.

Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.

You're a bad seed descended from a line of criminals like every other Aussie and viking mongrel descendent.

Atheist.

You're gonna burn in HELL!!! And I'm gonna look over the celestial parapets and watch you burn for eternity you damn Godless sinner!

Stretch marks on lower back from growth spurt.

Stretch marks? Did you give birth to a cancerous tumor or something? Freak!

Not fat, but terribly unfit.

You don't know what it's like to work up a sweat! You've never worked a day in your life, have you, punk?!?

Parents divorced.

I bet you never had any real parents. You just can't own up to the fact that someone dropped you off at the orphanage because, really, who would want you?

Anime fan.

Pedophile.

Watch hentai.

Pedophile and a wanna be rapist!

Virgin.

Dickless, you mean. How young were you when you tore it off from wanking too much?

Liberal (I guess?).

Wow, two for two--Indecisive and ignorant.

Oh, and also a furry fan as well.

Sheep rapist!


What offends me? YOUUUU OFFFFEEENNNND MEEEEEE!!! How DARE you breath the same AIR on the same PLANET that I LIVE ON!

A funny thing just happened. I was 3/4 of the way through this post when I realized something. I had better stuff to do than type in this thread. So I just spent the last five minutes taking a shit and reading the new book I started. I also realized... Oh, hold on, I have to go switch my laundry around. (11:16 CST)

11:22:

Oops, I had to put on boxers because I realized that I forgot to put some on when I got done taking a shower after changing the transmission fluid and filter in my car.

So, I was about to rant before I left. And here is the truth.

You are a housebound loser who is literally a detriment to everyone who loves you. You sit at home all day playing on the internet posting stupid ass threads on a website that stopped being decent about two months before my first profile got banned, and I don't mind saying that since the real reason I created this account was to keep in contact with friends who no longer post here. Let me tell you something about myself. When I was your age, I had friends, a car (legally in my name and everything), a job to pay for my own gas and insurance, a cell phone (which I also paid the bill for) to keep in contact with my friends and family so we could hang out, I never had to worry about being bored because I always had people to hang out with even if I was just hanging out with my brother and his skater friends taking pictures or video of them doing tricks. (I now own my own photography business) Every Wednesday my brother and his friends (They were known as the Eclipse Club because three of them drove different generations of Mitsubishi Eclipse) would spend the night cruising around Los Angeles, all of us in our own cars, hitting all the different hang-outs for the street racers. At 18, I enlisted in the military and got out of the house and got even more of a life, including getting married and having a child. I waited until I was 19 to lose my virginity, but I made up for it with an average of 3 times a day with my first wife, lasting 8 1/2 hours one time, my still standing record for longest sex session. I turned around five minutes after having dinner (A total rest time of 40 minutes) and we had sex again for another 2 1/2 hours. You don't realize it now, but when you do get to be about my age, you will realize that your late teens is when your stamina is the best, and you should be using it as often and as long as you can. My ex-fiancee and I also averaged sex three times a day, but we set a record of 7 times in one 24 hour period. I also had my "Cougar" phase, where I fucked a woman who was 11 years older than me, and it was great, because she was the best I had (and taught me a lot about sex as well) until my current fiancee, whom I will be marrying on December 12th, at 12:12 (That is right *****, 12/12/12 at 12:12). I have three daughters (two of whom are still living, even though my oldest daughter I haven't seen in four years because my ex-wife won't let me see her). I also have a stepson whom I am teaching to be a real man, including good music, how to fix cars, and including inheriting my God-like skills on the grill (My JEWISH fiance LOVES my pork chops, and she hated pork chops when we first met). What skills do you have? Oh, that is right, you are a child. I don't mean you are a minor who isn't legally allowed to do anything, I mean you are a CHILD. You have no skills, you have no idea how the real world works, and you are in fact useless to the real world. If we left you alone in the city, you would get lost and probably die.

Hold that thought, my infant daughter is crying and I... Whatever 11:34

11:45 So, here is what your post says to me:

I am young, unintelligent, uninterested in what is going on in the world, and really don't care about anyone but myself, thank God I live in Australia where it is so easy to get on the Dole and not have to think for myself, so as long as I can collect my monthly checks, I will be just fine.

That is fine, but you know what? I did more in the first two years of my life, while I was in the military, than you probably will with your whole life.

Go out, get a tan, get a car, race it against your friends who also have cars, get a girlfriend, or a boyfriend if that is your thing. Have FUN. LIVE.Fuck a stranger. Fuck a friend. Just get off the electronic devices and meet real people.

 

[Spade Lead]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.