Offend me

[Ytomyth]

It's the internet, how can you be offended by anything that anyone randomly spouts on it? =/

Captcha: think hard

 

[The White Hunter]

Atheist.

Scientology is a thing that people actually believe in. Yeah, that's right.

Now you're offended just by the continued existence of such an astounding magnitude of stupid.

Also your native beer is all awful.

 

[RJ 17]

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

The problem is that in order to truly offend someone you have to know them personally. This is why I find it funny when, say, an atheist claims to be offended because they put a statue of the Ten Commandments in a public park. It has absolutely nothing to do with said atheist or their beliefs. It's something they might disagree with, certainly, but it's nothing to get offended about.

To be truly offended, something must strike at your very core, and just having a surface bio of someone isn't enough to come up with an "attack" that offends them. For instance, a racist going on a rant and dropping N-Bombs every other sentence is offensive to black people (at least here in America, and I can only imagine around the world) because it harkens back to a time period when nearly everyone thought that way and it's what led to an entire race being rounded up for slavery.

Simply saying that "you're a fat 17 year old loser who lives with his parents and will likely end up in their basement weezing over a bag of cheetos while pwning newbies in PvP WoW and thinking you're a badass for it" is just a random insult that's no more offensive than a Yo' Momma joke.

In short: when people say they're "offended" by something, most of the time it's because they've chosen to be offended by it. This doesn't mean that they were "truly" offended by it, it just means they're entitled little pricks that feel society should bend to meet their every whim. A sensible atheist sees the 10 Commandments statue in the park and just ignores it. A bitchy atheist files a complaint with the city.

 

[The Ubermensch]

Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.

The stolen generation was the right thing to do, the natives are only messed up now because we didn't finish the job.

>.>
<.<

There, I said it!

This is going to get locked so quick

 

[Logan Cochrane]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

So lately in the news and on the forums, everyone is getting offended. The feminists, the christians, the muslims, the jews, the republicans, the democrats, everyone all prissy about something.

I on the other hand have thickened skin, and won't have a massive cry when someone says something I don't like. I would like to put this to the test.

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

EDIT: Lots of people have requested more information about myself to try and make it easier to insult me. Well here goes.

Male
Aged 17
White
Blonde hair blue eyes.
Went through serious depression. Borderline psychotic at one stage.
Live in the bush and rarely leave the house.
Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.
Atheist.
Stretch marks on lower back from growth spurt.
Not fat, but terribly unfit.
Parents divorced.
Anime fan.
Watch hentai.
Virgin.
Liberal (I guess?).
Erm... that's all off the top of my head. Oh and also a furry fan as well. If you need more just ask ;P

Also, try and see if anything here insults you aswell. Or tell us what insults you.


P.S. Moderators, please don't reap the ban-hammer down on anyone on this thread.

Edit 2: I was thinking more, say something that will make me go crazy offended and demand an apology or death, not just random insults.

Reading your info, it seems clear to me that life is harsh enough for you as it is, which I do not seek to offend you.
Seeing as your parents are divorced, which more than likely is partly your fault, your very own mind decided that you should no longer walk this earth and your sexuality will get you ridiculed should you ever decide to make it public knowledge, I rather want to express my condolences for you.
I sincerely pity you.

Here, have a kitty:

Spoiler: kitty inside

 

[Seagoon]

You're a big poo-poo head.

Permaban! Right nao!

 

[geru45gyik]

In this thread: Only the womenz and black people are allowed to be offended.

 

[The Ubermensch]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

ARRRGG, in any other context you would provide a worthy adversary to test my ideals.

Captcha; I saw that

 

[Logan Cochrane]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

ARRRGG, in any other context you would provide a worthy adversary to test my ideals.

Captcha; I saw that

well...i'm always up for a debate.

 

[Kellogs Fried Chickn]

Offending you would validate your desire for me to acknowledge you.
You were 30 seconds of my life, and then you were forgotten without leaving a trace.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Anime fan.

*looks at avatar*

Zero no Tsukaima was a horrible anime that only destroyed anime for me.
Louise was only a Shana clone cliche who failed to be any fun at all.
Every other character in the series was also a cleche who stuck to the arch type through four seasons.

You insulted yet?

Spoiler: Because just the memories of this show are insulting me.

I love Zero no Tsukaima so much.
I mean it's got some issues but I love it.
Like at the start of each season some characters reverted to before their character arc for a few episodes.
They do get back into the swing of things after awhile but the transition can be jarring.

Also I've always loved you avatar

 

[Acton Hank]

I'm one report away from being banned, sorry.

Under any other circumstance I would insult and offend you, your family and your beliefs to the point of inducing varied stages of rage and depression.

You'll have to make do with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk&feature=relmfu

 

[Yellowbeard]

Your thread is lame.

 

[The_Waspman]

Well, since no-one else seems to have gone into this territory yet:

Theres a new restaurant opened near where I live. Theres a sign in the window that says it has a capacity of 200. Well, 200 or YO MOMMA!

Thats right, I went there.

 

[Acton Hank]

Your thread is lame.

Nice one, good sir... nice one indeed.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

It's the internet, how can you be offended by anything that anyone randomly spouts on it? =/

Someone drew a picture of Muhammed and got killed for it. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. However I guess I composed the opening post a little too piss-poorly and now I'm getting the sharp end of it. Or were they just trying to insult me... interesting...

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Well I'd wager from the details, like many of my peers, that you've never really encountered much hardship beyond that depression of yours but then most teenagers are miserable little wastes of flesh at some point or another.

Frankly the reason you're not offended by anything is because you've never had the misfortune to be discriminated against and treat like a worthless waste of oxygen by everyone around you.

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

OT: You smell like wee and have poor taste in shoes. =D

From the amount of dead baby jokes I've made, karma will probably cause my partner to have a miscarriage.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

Opinions don't really phase me. In fact, I actually agree with a couple of those things oddly enough.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

The problem is that in order to truly offend someone you have to know them personally. This is why I find it funny when, say, an atheist claims to be offended because they put a statue of the Ten Commandments in a public park. It has absolutely nothing to do with said atheist or their beliefs. It's something they might disagree with, certainly, but it's nothing to get offended about.

To be truly offended, something must strike at your very core, and just having a surface bio of someone isn't enough to come up with an "attack" that offends them. For instance, a racist going on a rant and dropping N-Bombs every other sentence is offensive to black people (at least here in America, and I can only imagine around the world) because it harkens back to a time period when nearly everyone thought that way and it's what led to an entire race being rounded up for slavery.

Simply saying that "you're a fat 17 year old loser who lives with his parents and will likely end up in their basement weezing over a bag of cheetos while pwning newbies in PvP WoW and thinking you're a badass for it" is just a random insult that's no more offensive than a Yo' Momma joke.

In short: when people say they're "offended" by something, most of the time it's because they've chosen to be offended by it. This doesn't mean that they were "truly" offended by it, it just means they're entitled little pricks that feel society should bend to meet their every whim. A sensible atheist sees the 10 Commandments statue in the park and just ignores it. A bitchy atheist files a complaint with the city.

You are a wise and intelligent man.