Damnit. According to popular media Hawick was the last place I could go for a quiet holiday, after South England was lost to all those Rage virus zombies, that Cloverfield monster sacked New York, Cardiff being invaded by rubbery aliens every other week, San Francisco was attacked by that nerve gas from Alcatraz, the whole of Australia turned into a post apocalyptic wasteland, Italy got covered in poisonous Tiberium pollution from that asteroid, those Antartic research bases are just lousy with shapeshifting aliens, and Sleepy Hollow's still got a skull filled tree in it that leads straight to Hell.
I always loved my little stays in peaceful Hawick, but as I've now been reliably informed by this videogame that there was a place called Hawick in a completely fictional world and it had social issues, I shall never return in case I catch the Hipster virus.