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Smokeydubbs

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Ushario said:
Not exactly the kind of topic I expected!

Go ninja on that wallet, if you get busted while retrieving it just tell the truth - you dropped it while you there. Hey I never said the whole truth.
I wish it was that easy. But if it was only the wallet that would be hard to explain why its in the laundry room. But there is a used rubber in there as well. And she knows where I keep my condoms -- my wallet.
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Well I don't go around looking for sex, but it was clear from the get go we were tonite. But like I don't want to start a fight over stupid shit like this.
Like I said, take it in stride.

I believe things happen for a reason...even a stupid one. Maybe something good can come out of it or maybe someone is trying to tell you something.

You never know. Life is funny that way. Obviously you still like your Ex in some way as to not disrespect her, but then she should also have the respect to let you live your life the way you want.

If she cannot accept that, then she is no friend. Everyone is free to do what they like.

Don't live in fear and never regret. That's all I am saying.

Cheers to you mate.

You know what I always noticed...girls always want to be friends after they rip your guts out, but if you do it to them they take it so personal, but get mad at you if you get emotional over it.

Females are a strange creature...deeper than the ocean and full of mysteries. Complication, but guys keep things simple or as simple as we can make it.
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Well, I just got back from having intercourse with my ex-girlfriends best friend. We did it in my ex's laundry room, and I forgot my wallet and left a used condominium. I don't know how my ex will react and I know they will find it before I get to it. Should I go snag them after class tomorrow? Or should I wait for the fire and brimstone that is sure to come my way?
I don't think that her folks are going to miss the Condominium sitting in the middle of their house.

haha, bad spelling making-fun-of for the win!

Edit: I meant your Ex. Reading comprehension for the win!
 

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James Cassidy said:
Like I said, take it in stride.

I believe things happen for a reason...even a stupid one. Maybe something good can come out of it or maybe someone is trying to tell you something.

You never know. Life is funny that way. Obviously you still like your Ex in some way as to not disrespect her, but then she should also have the respect to let you live your life the way you want.

If she cannot accept that, then she is no friend. Everyone is free to do what they like.

Don't live in fear and never regret. That's all I am saying.

Cheers to you mate.

You know what I always noticed...girls always want to be friends after they rip your guts out, but if you do it to them they take it so personal, but get mad at you if you get emotional over it.

Females are a strange creature...deeper than the ocean and full of mysteries. Complication, but guys keep things simple or as simple as we can make it.
Yea, very true. She destroyed me, but I forgave her. Now I'm fine, and she wants to be friends. She always told me things aren't black and white, well I can make them black and white. It's clear I just had sex with your friend when you were passed out 20 feet away in a different room. And your friend liked it, a lot.
 

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TheRealCJ said:
I don't think that her folks are going to miss the Condominium sitting in the middle of their house.

haha, bad spelling making-fun-of for the win!

Edit: I meant your Ex. Reading comprehension for the win!
Good thing she has her own apartment, or I would have some massive shit on my shoulders.
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Yea, very true. She destroyed me, but I forgave her. Now I'm fine, and she wants to be friends. She always told me things aren't black and white, well I can make them black and white. It's clear I just had sex with your friend when you were passed out 20 feet away in a different room. And your friend liked it, a lot.
sounds like your golden

who cares what your ex thinks?
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
TheRealCJ said:
I don't think that her folks are going to miss the Condominium sitting in the middle of their house.

haha, bad spelling making-fun-of for the win!

Edit: I meant your Ex. Reading comprehension for the win!
Good thing she has her own apartment, or I would have some massive shit on my shoulders.
I think you misunderstood me:

A condominium is a type of house.

a Condom is a sexual prophylactic.

You used the former insead of the latter, I was pointing that out in jest.
 

Smokeydubbs

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Oh no, I understood. I intentionally used that word. I know the difference between a place to live, and a device to help stupid decisions become less... stupid...

Tenmar said:
I'm sorry even if this was a joke this is highly inappropriate to discuss on a gaming forum. If you really need to vent then I suggest a personal journal or contacting a person directly if you want help.
Hmm, if people can debate whether which religion is right, or what political party is supreme, then I can discuss this.
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Yea, very true. She destroyed me, but I forgave her. Now I'm fine, and she wants to be friends. She always told me things aren't black and white, well I can make them black and white. It's clear I just had sex with your friend when you were passed out 20 feet away in a different room. And your friend liked it, a lot.
You know she is actually right about that. Things are not in Black and White. They are usually in different shades of gray. Sometimes darker, sometimes lighter, but life is just too random to say what is what, but you can lay down a line or two to separate.

I feel your pain when you say she destroyed you because of something that happened to me three years ago, but you know you don't owe her anything.

It's better to just say, if you get caught that is, "Look you want to be my friend, then you are going to have to accept these things. I can't change that and you shouldn't expect me to change because I am supposed to sympathize with you. I am not. You either accept it or you don't. You had your chance with me and it didn't work out, time to move on."

That is what I would say anyway....well actually I have said this. -laughs-
Funny how things work.

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"
 

Altorin

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TheRealCJ said:
Smokeydubbs said:
TheRealCJ said:
I don't think that her folks are going to miss the Condominium sitting in the middle of their house.

haha, bad spelling making-fun-of for the win!

Edit: I meant your Ex. Reading comprehension for the win!
Good thing she has her own apartment, or I would have some massive shit on my shoulders.
I think you misunderstood me:

A condominium is a type of house.

a Condom is a sexual prophylactic.

You used the former insead of the latter, I was pointing that out in jest.
reminds me of Grandpa simpson

"Latex...... Condom.... Whooey! I'd love to live in one of those!"
 

Smokeydubbs

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Well just to clarify; this is not a rant. I appreciate the feedback, and I really have looked at this differently. Sometimes it takes a fresh pair of eyes to see the mistake, and so far you all make a good point in saying the mistake isn't my own.
 

Altorin

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Smokeydubbs said:
Well just to clarify; this is not a rant. I appreciate the feedback, and I really have looked at this differently. Sometimes it takes a fresh pair of eyes to see the mistake, and so far you all make a good point in saying the mistake isn't my own.
now that it's solved, can I ask, do you call sex "intercourse" all the time? Like, when you and the girl, were perhaps talking about it, did you call it intercourse? like "Hey baby, we should totally have some intercourse"?
 

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Tenmar said:
I'm sorry even if this was a joke this is highly inappropriate to discuss on a gaming forum. If you really need to vent then I suggest a personal journal or contacting a person directly if you want help.
good thing this is the off topic discussion forums *wipes sweat off forehead* phew

OT: dont let your ex control your life man. you are free to have sex and date whomever you wish, and if it pisses her off, then she's obviously either 1. still interested in you or 2. shallower than a spoon.

and vice versa (since you made a comment about her fucking your friends) she is allowed to do the same.

just go get the wallet and trash the condom (if you really must, flush it). its not her business and if you indeed do feel the need to tell her, its not her right to hound you over it
 

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almightywabbit said:
Altorin said:
Smokeydubbs said:
Well just to clarify; this is not a rant. I appreciate the feedback, and I really have looked at this differently. Sometimes it takes a fresh pair of eyes to see the mistake, and so far you all make a good point in saying the mistake isn't my own.
now that it's solved, can I ask, do you call sex "intercourse" all the time? Like, when you and the girl, were perhaps talking about it, did you call it intercourse? like "Hey baby, we should totally have some intercourse"?
Its because he's a 19th century school girl who giggles at the word "Titmouse".
"I wanna have intercourse with you, hey hey hey, intercourse with you.."
"Relations!"
"Intercourse with you-whoo-oo-oo!" "Yeah, that sounds good!"
"Totally"
"Is there any shorter word for intercourse?"

Smokeydubbs said:
Nope, I just used it because I like using synonyms. And we have youngin's around...
Honestly, if I were a "young'in" I'd be more perturbed with the word "Intercourse" then "sex"
 

Smokeydubbs

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Hmm, true. But whatever I'm under the influence of alcohol. I need to wake up at 9, its 4am... sorry if I have had bad grammar, spelling, and diction. I'll just see what happens, can't be that bad.
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Well, I just got back from having intercourse with my ex-girlfriends best friend. We did it in my ex's laundry room, and I forgot my wallet and left a used condominium. I don't know how my ex will react and I know they will find it before I get to it. Should I go snag them after class tomorrow? Or should I wait for the fire and brimstone that is sure to come my way?
I would say: "RUN B**CH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"
 

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Smokeydubbs said:
Well, I just got back from having intercourse with my ex-girlfriends best friend. We did it in my ex's laundry room, and I forgot my wallet and left a used condominium. I don't know how my ex will react and I know they will find it before I get to it. Should I go snag them after class tomorrow? Or should I wait for the fire and brimstone that is sure to come my way?
Yeah, big tough, guy to quote Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. You call your girlfriend 'fire and brimstone' and cheat on her? I hope she does leave you. She deserves better.
 

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Tell her what happened and ask for you wallet back. I can understand that you don't want to upset her and hurt her feelings but you fucked up and now you have to suffer the consequences. You can weasel you're way out of it, I suppose, but at least maybe being honest and accepting your mistakes will teach you something. Hopefully not to always remember your wallet.