Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[lacktheknack]

How do I escape from an army of marching hammers?

HOW DO I ESCAPE?

Don't look like a nail!

 

[Gene O]

I'm dead.

 

[Burningsok]

Fire!! Fire!! Fire!!

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

Can't give details without spoilers, but I think I would be in trouble!

 

[Leg End]

Not at all.

1. Neither of them would "attack" anyone without the need to defend themselves.

2. They wouldn't use any means that are lethal.

3. The only reason Tomoyo would attack me is if she went ULTIMATE RAEG, and that is only if I would attack Sakura, which I wouldn't. The only way Sakura would attack me is if I attempted to harm anyone she cares for, or anyone else for that matter.

4. Tomoyo's greatest weapon is either the army her mother controls or herself. Because she can totally kick massive ass. The only card that Sakura has that can ever hope to compare to my power is The Nothing AKA(in some circles) The Void. Even then, she turned it into The Hope.

So... yeah.

I'm perfectly safe.

Spoiler: The Nothing.

Spoiler: The Hope.

Spoiler: Comparison shot for both.

 

[Abbyrose07]

Objection!...lol I would probably end up in jail for slander...

 

[krugerrand123]

I would get hit by a car with Will Farrel driving, oh no, I am screwed.

 

[Wildcard5]

I keep it in my pocket as there is not much it can do to me. It is an emerald; what is it going to do throw itself at me?

 

[harvz]

...i would be fine
unless the badges count, in that case i am up S#$% creek without a paddle

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Nick is after me?
************ chainsawed himself in the gut, I definitely do not want to fight him.

 

[CommanderKirov]

Drinking contest to death!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Or my...

I don't stand a chance. She'll rip me to shreds.

 

[Shirokurou]

Oh dear god...

Just one of them would be bad enough, but both?!

Although I would probably be dead before I even knew I was being hunted.

Easy there Grimmjaw. Oh fuck...

You think you have it bad...

Yeah, dude, you're officially more fucked than me. Hopefully Lanza del Relampago will take you out before Hichigo gets you.

 

[Brian Murray]

hmmm...the doctor never kills...and I would never kill the doctor...so....what would happen?

 

[Snake Plissken]

Pfffft... I bet I could take Snake Plissken.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

My avatar wants to fight? Fine. Let's see him try and biggify my fist!

Plus if I win, I get a nice big cookie meal! He's a chocolate chunk cookie, one of my favorite!

 

[Kingsman]

Oh, no, I'll have to walk at a slightly brisk pace to get away! Oh, wait, no I won't, because THEY CAN'T REACH THE DOORKNOBS.

(And if they could, their hands would be full anyway, so HA.)

 

[Anchupom]

Muahahaha.
A flag with no limbs and seems to be wearing a top hat and monicle?

The worst it's going to do is offer me tea. I like tea.

 

[Ryuzaki]

So it's finally come to this, L is after me. Let the game begin I say.
Now where did I leave that notebook of mine?

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Mine's a Pikachu. I would kill it the same way Pikachu got killed in Doomsday Arcade: Slit it's throat, and then punch it to death.