Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Funkysandwich]

It's alright, my car isn't running at the moment.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Oh deary...

 

[Sandytimeman]

Tyrannosaurs in F-14s?

...yeah...

Epic Calvin and hobbes reference. I have one hope and one really bad nightmare on mine.

A) It rolls a one and critically fails to hit me

B) It rolls a crit on a called shot to my right eye.

 

[gunmun]

I think I can take him I'm mean he is just a frog with funky eye-DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID. THE HYPNOTOAD IS A POWERFUL FORCE THAT SHOULD BE FEARED AND FOLLOWED

 

[badpun]

I'd come off with a few scratches, i wouldn't mind since its a cute kitty

 

[Death916]

Im screwed. death hassa sniper riffle, so if he doesnt wanna take my soul he can just shoot me from a mile away.

 

[Not George Carlin]

My avatar would never hurt me!

APERATURE HAS BRAINWASHED YOU!

 

[Volstag9]

if mine is just the eye all i'd have to do is poke it. If its all of Neverwinter then i'd better get the shotgun...

 

[crhoades]

im fucked.

 

[Nedoras]

I'd have multiple black holes being fired at me, so yeah I'd be screwed. Just to add insult to injury it would absorb my soul and use it as fuel.

 

[Rasputin1]

I get the feeling we won't be worrying about this one.

 

[Fitzcaraldo]

A creepy looking, but essentially useless eye rolls toward me. I raise my foot: *Squish*

 

[Pty James]

Oh shit this is not going to be goo-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

[bluemew1234]

Depends.
On one hand, Mew is normally not that murderous.
On the other, it can transform into anything and kill me.

Hmmmm.....

 

[SoranMBane]

Mine's a fetus, so the worst she could do is maybe bump her jar against my ankle if she can gain enough momentum. I'd say I'm pretty safe.

 

[Samus Aaron]

Wild Newallax attacked! Go, Valve Fanboy!
Newallax tries to attack, but delays his attack until next turn...
Fanboy uses weight joke! But it wasn't very effective...
Newallax counters by pushing back the release date of Half Life 2: Episode 3! Nooooo!!
Fanboy uses fanboy rage! Inflicted moderate damage!
Newallax flees to the nearest KFC! Better luck next year...

 

[WildSeraph]

Well, this depends. Is this poorly-drawn gun with a halo around it that shoots homicidal light and my internet persona's initials sentient? If not, I'm safe. If it is, though...
...
Shee-it.

 

[cryogeist]

....gulps
"I SERVE THE EMPEROR!!!"

 

[UberMore]

Ah Christ...
I don't have a keyblade, the ability to fly and cast spells OR look awesome in a black rob and sport crazy-awesome hair.

Lets just hope that my stiff upper-lip and razor-sharp sarcasm can confuse them long enough for me to shepherd them into a microwave.

 

[agnosticOCD]

Considering mine is the SpermRider...

OH NO.