Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Zinaxos]

So screwed, Red is unstoppable. Especially when he is BATMAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrcBMLC2fFQ

 

[The Funslinger]

Hmm, a hunter. This might go badly.

On the other hand, my best hunter kill was turning a corner, and staring down a corridor, where it instantly jumped me and I took it out with a shotgun headshot. Let the games begin.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

He wouldn't mind, he strives for fame!

 

[RuralGamer]

Yeah, I'm pretty dead - laser guided bomb through my window...

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Hey what are those things coming down from the sky? *Mushroom clouds everywhere*

 

[JWAN]

No matter how fast you can run/ski you can never escape. He is faster, bigger and meaner than anything else on the planet and he will use a bone from your body to pick his teeth.

Truly the perfect weapon

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Fortunately this plane of existance doesn't have a high enough magic level for him to exist. If it was on his home turf I'd be screwed, but at least I'd get to come back and eat someones brains...or maybe get handed over to Tsukiko the necroph...er...necromancer.

 

[Atmos Duality]

It's a dragon. I suppose if he keeps this up, I'll have to Unsummon him.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

China....
With his Wok Of Doom....
Yeah, I'm pretty much anally fucked.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Garrus Vakarian

Spoiler

He shoots people while thinking of shoes, I'm dead.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

... why did the TV stop working?... I'll just go to my pc to surf the internet... stopped working too... heh, kinda nervous... maybe I'll turn on the radio... Stopped working? Ok... no sweat... I'll just listen to some music... NOT WORKING TOO?!? AAAAAGH IT'S KILLING ME!!! WHY? WHY ME?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED INERNETZ AND CONECSHUNS!!!! D:

- EMP strikes again...

 

[Chefodeath]

I think if I turned on some music for him, he'd be pretty chill just to dance.

 

[karatekid19]

Engineer: Erecting a sent... (sees broken sentry) awww.
I feel sorry for him and help him fix it. We become friends, and I help him kill RED team

 

[PunkyMcGee]

I'd show him my front kick, maybe he'll see that i'm good (or not, and kill me even harder)

http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_11/

 

[jawakiller]

My avatar, if he survives, would kick my ass, the police forces, nikko's, national guard's, army's, british navy's and the wal-mart manager's ass too. Jawas suck. Like, really bad.

 

[oldskoolandi]

I, uh, drown in 'horse pop'. Bad times.

 

[drwow]

I would just walk off the tracks and be fine

 

[E-Penguin]

It's a SIGN.

The worst thing that can happen is that I try to lick it or a certain clown gets his hands on it.

Madness reference? Or is the clown on Madness just another reference to another clown wielding a stop sign?

Yes, it's a Madness reference.

Congratulations, you get a cookie!




















...At least I would've given you one if I had one...

 

[DSD12]

An engineer with high power mining tools that can dismember me in one shot AND he has Demetria ..Oh God..

 

[York_Beckett]

"Ouch, he punched me in the face and pointed a flashlight at me!"
To be fair he does have guns too, but he has a tendency to lose them. Also he gets tired fast, so outrunning him wouldn't be a problem.
Hmmm...