Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Ultraman950]

*Looks at her*
I think she just needs a hug.

Yeah, that's it. She's too cute and sweet to attack me-and there's totally a dagger in my stomach now. It... kinda hurts, actually. And my shirt'll never be the same. ^_^

 

[hermes]

I am so dead its not even funny...

 

[Kroxile]

Not in too much trouble. I just grab a random vegetable and throw it at him and kill him instantly

 

[natedogg77]

If the Space Pope actually attacks, we are all VERY screwed.

 

[gigastrike]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!

 

[UltraDeth]

(breathless) Fuck me shitless

 

[Joe Deadman]

9999 damage!?!? yeah im screwed. That said maybe the can will help me fight its evil oppressor, it must have a lot of HP so I guess I could hide behind it.

 

[Slangeveld]

Nothing will attack me.

Ah yes, I have been sa-

 

[TehChuckles]

I might of been fine if I lived in America and had a gun, but no... I had to be born in Australia! I am now forever doomed to be chased by a somewhat sluggish radioactive crab creature...

 

[Songbird-O]

I can't imagine Mister Eight attacking me! Can't I just make him a sandwich instead? He looked so happy!

If not, I'd die for sure. I would attempt to flee on my first turn, and hopefully he would run into more random battles while I escape. Well, I've lived a good life.

 

[esperandote]

Considering they have powers and know martial arts I'm screwed but then again they only K.O. people.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

Oh Shit Druss, in his prime. Im so fucked.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

Now this depends is my avatar still alive, Toshiro Mifune (My avatar) died a couple of decades ago so yeah its fine, but in truth I don't think it be that dangerous I may just sit down and have a nice discussion with him about films. Sorry just a fantasy.

 

[Samuel Cook]

I'd be dead, no way of surviving an attack from Greg Puciato.
He jumped on me from the top of some stairs at a venue last year, that nearly knocked me out alone.

 

[Roganzar]

Well there go my limbs.

 

[boosh-boosh]

unless i distract them with some red licorice whips, both myself, and anyone on earth particularly susceptible to nuclear weapon, is screwed.

 

[N3vans]

I'll be fine, just rather uncomfortable with two men trying to camply sell me clothes saying "suits you, sir" a lot.

 

[DustyDrB]

My avatar attacks? Then my avatar surrenders. But then my avatar attacks? Then it surrenders again!

I'm stuck in a loop! Help!!

My captcha...it's...scribble.

 

[thiosk]

I lost 12 crewmen and a lander

Back to earth station, boys...

 

[CoL0sS]

Superhuman strength and organic-steel skin that makes him indestructible. Yeah I'm screwed. Very screwed.