Oh, what a strange creature you are!

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EcHoFiiVe

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-I am an Italian/French soccer jock...with a cute asian girl friend.
-I disagree. With what you ask? Everything, even if I agree, I will say I disagree and then basically repeat what you said but in a way that in my eyes is better.
-I'm a lazy completionist. Not just in video games, in everything. For example, I want to finish putting together a bamboo skateboard, and I'm really focused on getting it made and done, but when I think about going out to buy the parts, I just sit in my bean bag chair and eat chips while watching G4 all day. This has been going on for a few weeks...
-I can function with 2-4 hours of sleep a night for months at a time until I hit a "wall week" which is the term I've come up with for them, where I nap for like 3 hours every day after school, and go to bed for the night early.
-I usually can't keep a girlfriend, despite all of my friends saying I give amazing relationship advice. (we'll see how long this relationship I'm in lasts lol)
-I can do an amazing Russian accent
-I love Russia and everything about it
-I don't have a middle ground in my volume. I'm either very loud or very quiet. I have to literally think about balancing the two in order to be at an appropriate volume.

Thats about it.
 

roastbeefy

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Blindswordmaster said:
First thing I do when I get home is take my pants off
Me too! I usually put on shorts or pajama pants afterword, though, but I can't get out of my normal pants fast enough, it seems.

Sacman said:
I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...
I don't like huge breasts...
I agree with the bit about huge breasts. Also, when I wash dishes, I tend to have pretty sexual thoughts running through my head, but remain... flaccid, so to speak.

AssassinJoe said:
-I'm wearing a drill-key from Gurren Lagann on a string aroud my neck right now.
Oh my God, where/how did you get that? I must have it.

For mine, thanks to our friend AssassinJoe, I now have short list of fan accessories I want, which will probably expand in the near future. The Lagann drill-key and the ATH-EM700 headphones from Persona 3. I also sometimes think I sympathize more with fictional characters than real people.

I might come up with more if I think about it for a while.
 

blankedboy

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Sacman said:
I think I have split personalities on some minor level...
This. I have a serious, 'badass' straight side, and a more fun, i-dont-give-a-shit gay side. I change between them uncontrollably, and it's kinda irritating at times.

As far as other things go, well, I'm not really that strange... I dunno, I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, does that count? :/
 

Sacman

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roastbeefy said:
Sacman said:
I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...
I don't like huge breasts...
I agree with the bit about huge breasts. Also, when I wash dishes, I tend to have pretty sexual thoughts running through my head, but remain... flaccid, so to speak.
I'm serious... the act of washing dishes arouses me...<.<
 

Freedomario

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here's some:

i am STILL teething.
sometimes, things look like its a 3D movie too me.
i cant control my accent, (sometimes it's Southern American, British, Australian, etc.)

also, tell me this is fake or who this is
 

zidine100

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i can hardly concentrate if i don't talk to myself and insulting myself for skewing up when i do.
My best eureka moments come in the bathroom, seriously most of my coding assignment ideas come to me in the bathroom.
i have a really REALLY bad memory, and i don't mean normal bad i mean bad bad.
i spend most of my day listening to music.
i listen to classic metal. (you wouldn't believe how rare that is where i live.)
i subconsciously hit myself when i skrew up in a game stupidly.
im color blind.
im asthmatic.
i have hayfeaver.
supposidly i sound american, even though i live in the uk.
im unable to pronounce l's and r's right, and oddly enougth sometimes spell words with the wrong pronunciation, damn you for spelling via sound.

to end on a high note here, i kick arse.
 

strangemoose

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i hold my balls when im bored
when i panic voices and memory's from everything from the past hour come into my mind and this can sometimes cause me to quite literally pass out
 

Sacman

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FargoDog said:
I firmly believe that this is a puppy.

Ah, look, he's a doggy. Mash up his little face and call him chips...<.<
 

Steamtech

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I have voices in my head and can actually hold intelligent mental conversations with them.

I have been declared the "MacGuiver of lethal weapons".

I am a thespian, and have a habit of practicing showtunes with my friends in crowded hallways.

I practice magic, the real kind.

I practice magic, the D&D DM kind. (Gah! That's it! Rocks fall, everybody dies!)

I randomly cycle into random accents while holding a conversation.

I am unique, just like everybody else.

Also, I am almost always seen wearing goggles on my forehead or eyes (ala Steampunk) despite the fact that I already wear glasses.
 

MikailCaboose

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My bedroom is one of the most untidy places I regularly inhabit, yet when I'm working somewhere everything must be absolutely tidy.

And I think the whole talking-to-yourself has been beaten to death by now but yeah, same here. And some times I end up thinking of some of the absolutely weirdest shit.

And with my imagination, I always have some thing going on in my mind other than the current activity. Always. And yet I still manage to pull off good grades in IB classes. [sub]something doesn't add up here[/sub]
 

OneOfTheMichael's

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I feel as though my mind is made of multiple personalities and only one is of mine but i can never figure out which one i am...
 

Death on Trapezoids

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I occasionally suffer from Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness
I carry D20s in my pocket and don't know why
I'm a social rebel; I have neither a facebook, myspace, or twitter account
Even when not wearing my watch, I still glance at my wrist when I want to check the time/direction/barometric pressure

EDIT: oh yeah, and despite having a mind like a garbage can (it goes in and never leaves), I am terrible with names.
 

grimmdm

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hmmmm...lets see

- I'm avid fan of Table Top Role Playing Games. (Savage Worlds is a favorite of mine)
- My Idea of the universe is one drawn by Jack Kirby.
- I'm an intellectual and got a smart mouth to go along with it.
- Avid user of wikipedia.
- I think out loud.
- I swear like a 3 year old. (I say things like Poot)
- oh I'm completely infatuated with my wife and a hopeless romantic to boot.
- I have a love for books by Fritz Liber, Robert E. Howard, David Eddings, Robert Jordan, Glenn Cook, Ed Greenwood.
- I have an apology complex. (I blame my Catholic Upbringing)
- Oh and I really do have an Evil Twin complete with facial hair.
 

Nouw

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3 Pages and no

-I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't den- *Gets punched in face.
-I like to shake my head violently because of my uncomfortable headphone.
 

theguitarhero6

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I love thrash metal
I tap my feet to double bass drums in songs that are stuck in my head.
Umm, If I don't listen to music at least every hour I start to foam at the mouth.
I like music. Too much. Do you get that yet?
 
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Blindswordmaster said:
When the radio in my car plays bad music, I turn it off to give it a 'time out'
You just made my day.
OT:Fuck I am completely un unique! Actually, I am the most paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't smoke pot. PM me and I'll tell you my best one. I'm good at sports but also love me a good ol' fashion RPG(pretty rare huh?).
 

Daipire

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I get a little turned on by morning breath (there's a valid reason, I swear!)

I scratch my bottom lip with my thumb (no reason there).

I've put on my glasses since I saw that "Top 5 sexiest glasses" thing.
 

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Icarion said:
Blindswordmaster said:
When the radio in my car plays bad music, I turn it off to give it a 'time out'
You just made my day.
OT:Fuck I am completely un unique! Actually, I am the most paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't smoke pot. PM me and I'll tell you my best one. I'm good at sports but also love me a good ol' fashion RPG(pretty rare huh?).
BS your the best! Your just trying to bring me down!
 
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pyrosaw said:
Icarion said:
Blindswordmaster said:
When the radio in my car plays bad music, I turn it off to give it a 'time out'
You just made my day.
OT:Fuck I am completely un unique! Actually, I am the most paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't smoke pot. PM me and I'll tell you my best one. I'm good at sports but also love me a good ol' fashion RPG(pretty rare huh?).
BS your the best! Your just trying to bring me down!
You wanna go? I will conspiracy your pitifully logical mind into the ground!