Oh, what a strange creature you are!

[dickseverywhere]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

except the ones who know its statistically the least common symptom?
OT i've felt the need to correct people on that on multiple occasions, i guess that counts as weird then.

I practice magic, the real kind.

when people say things like this i often laugh so hard i vomit.

 

[pyrosaw]

When the radio in my car plays bad music, I turn it off to give it a 'time out'

You just made my day.
OT:Fuck I am completely un unique! Actually, I am the most paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't smoke pot. PM me and I'll tell you my best one. I'm good at sports but also love me a good ol' fashion RPG(pretty rare huh?).

BS your the best! Your just trying to bring me down!

You wanna go? I will conspiracy your pitifully logical mind into the ground!

I don't have conspiracy's with other conspiracist's, because your all having conspiracies you government hounds! Beat that!

 

[General_Potatoes]

I talk to myself. A lot
I fiddle around with anything i can find(pen, rubber band etc.)
I can't remeber things from a week ago.

 

[spiffleh]

I'll just list some of the more uncommon things related to me.. not totally unique but hardly mainstream.

-I'm a total neat freak. Everything organized and clean
-I don't procrastinate. Actually. I frequently finish assignments a week early, or earlier.
-I'm a morning person. Get me up at 6am and I function fine. Try to get me to do stuff after 11pm and you're screwed.
-I'm bi
-I don't really like music.
-I can solve a Rubik's cube in < 10 minutes.
-I'm a woman who never wants children and is dubious about getting married.
-I'm Canadian born but was raised in Indonesia (less behavior and more an unusual fact).

And now a bunch of strangers probably know way too much about me =)

 

[Atmos Duality]

Well, I was kidding.
If you look farther back into my post, you'll see that I said that to distract from other implications.

Oh. Well, I figured it would have been a decent Segway anyway.
Guess not.

 

[Klarinette]

When people around me watch me eat, they usually end up embarrassed for me; I pull things apart/eat their layers/etc.

If I have a coaster under my drink, my drink has to be in the middle or it drives me nuts.

If I have a collection of things on a desk or something (let's say I have two books, three pencils and two erasers), the like-objects have to be spaced apart from each other or aligned evenly.

Obsessive-compulsion gets pretty annoying.

 

[lacktheknack]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

except the ones who know its statistically the least common symptom?

Eh, who bothers to educate themselves nowadays?

 

[tairos lal]

I wear an orange vest all the time
I talk to myself in the third person as if i was narrating all of my future accomplishments
My palms are always sweaty
I'm incredibly antisocial
I'm terrifically bad at art
I'm great with non sequiturs
I pretend to not know what people are talking about just so that they wont talk to me
I can't walk around something in a complete circle or i will go insane

 

[sycoesis]

i have a photographic memory as well as almost constantly talking to myself instead instead of using thoughts i always feel like im on fire (its never cold enough to me) im atheist (how odd that is depends on where you live) and i will spend the next 30min to an hour redoing this comment and replaying this comment until im convinced i either did it wrong or that i shouldn't of done it at all and rarely that i did it right also i replay conversations in my head and spend a lot more time than comfortable planning for a zombie apocalypse as well i am told that i am the most cold hearted person they've ever met but i cant judge for that seeing as an ego would prevent me from being objective about myself even to myself

 

[zombiestrangler]

I am surprisingly good at whistling songs.
I don't like finishing things I'm enjoying because then I'll be sad when it's over.
I can name at least 25 comedians off the top of my head at any given moment.
I have an incessant need to chew on anything when I'm bored.
I get erections during car rides with no provocation whatsoever.

 

[Eijarel]

when i get excited i start walking around involuntarily

 

[Tsunimo]

I have OCD(not really bad but its there) but no body seems to believe me...
I talk to myself crap I guess thats been done quite a bit.
I prefer a typewriter over a keyboard.
I care more about my hair than most people I know... apparently I'm the only one in my family that blow dries their hair.
Others people anger makes me laugh, as does most threats.
Ooh! When I was younger I used to, when trying to sleep, see as my fingers as large as Sausages, and I would hear a train. I don't think that was good, but I still have yet to tell anyone...

EDIT:Thanks for reminding me \ / my memory only goes back about 3 years

 

[loc978]

...I vastly prefer cold logic to emotional discourse..?

...on the Jung typology personality test, I can only be considered Introverted, Thinking. I always score near or at 50% for sense/intuition and judgement/perception, and have never gotten exactly the same typology result twice.

...my long-term memory is excellent, but my short-term memory tends to be pretty terrible.

 

[Nexoram]

I enjoy the smell of gas stations and dairy farms. Most people I know seem to dislike those smells intensely.

I can change a diaper in a completely dark room without getting crap on myself (or the baby).

Instead of childrens songs I sing my daughter to sleep with Journey or other smooth classic rock (sometimes a little R & B as well).

OMG i too like the smell of gas stations. It's probably bad for our health or some thing but meh... As for myself, I get wood in random situations and times, (or maybe that's a puberty thing idk) I bite my nails and the skin around it a lot ANDDDD i guess im not all that strange after all.

 

[Veldaroth]

I am always aware when I am dreaming. Always. I usually can't outright affect the course of the dream unless I am about to wake up, though.
It sometimes feels like I have more than one personality
I'm blond but I'm nothing like the stereotype
I'm gonna start DMing cause, you know, it's fun to get your friends killed and I don't think I've ever met a female DM so I guess I'll have to do it.
I only cuss when it is really appropriate
When I walk into a room, I note exits and items that could easily be used as a weapon
I'm torn between laziness/laying around gaming and hiking/playing soccer
I despise puns and wordplay!
I hate romance movies and I'm not a very romantic person

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

My ankles crack a lot when I walk
I give all of my pets their own voice and I have conversations with them

 

[PrototypeC]

When I have a serious headache (which is rarely) I mime removing corkscrews from my temple or temples. This helps quite a bit.

I can't think of anything else right now... for the reason mentioned above.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I enjoyed "Miku Hatsune's" [/finger-quotes] version of Illuminati more than Gackts.

I enjoyed Tetsu more than Gackt and Klaha when he sang with Malice Mizer.
I am currently contemplating taking a flight to Japan and living there homeless for a couple of months. I think that would make me 'win' at escapism.

...

Also, I find the scent of a dead skunk (I assume: I've never been close enough to the little guys) to be relaxing and, pleasant.

 

[T-Bone24]

My voice broke at age 12 practically overnight. I could fool people into thinking I was much older over the phone and, as a big plus, no awkward voice cracking!

I judge coins by the sound they make when coin flipping and the satisfaction of catching them. They are then ranked in order. 10p coins are currently in the lead with the majority in my possession making a very satisfying *piiiiiiiiing* noise when flipped and a *SMACK!* when caught.

1.I'm a neurotic(Don't know if that is spelled right), pretty much meaning I'm so paranoid I can't think in my own brain without thinking someone is listening.

Also, this. I tend to avoid certain thoughts for fear that someone is listening. When walking down the street, I fidget and constantly fix my clothes etc for fear of somebody's judgement, despite knowledge that I shouldn't care.

I'm kept up at night by my imagination, constantly fantasising.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I talk to myself in another language.
And I enjoy being awake for long periods at a time without any sleep, knowing full well I'll end up a wreck.