Gah, I did it again. X, X2, and then the final X3... Christ, for a second I thought someone else was having the same thoughts as me, but its just those cursed variable Xs again.LostGryphon said:snip
I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the threadMatthew94 said:Skyrim.
I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".
And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!dreadedcandiru99 said:Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!Eddie the head said:Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.
PS: You are dum.
I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.Matthew94 said:I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.bafrali said:I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the threadMatthew94 said:Skyrim.
I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".
And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
I C what U did there.FalloutJack said:This is the best discussion over X I've seen. Don't ask me Y.
You get awesome in triplicate.TopazFusion said:I was just thinking, M is also awesome, as well as L, and P.
But when you put them together . . .
Rage about how I'm being forced into seeing ponies!Z of the Na said:You get awesome in triplicate.
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Oh look, now I've gone and ruined somebody's day.
:3
EDIT: Wow, what a great 5,800th post. I approve.
oddly even this type of topic has been done over and over but people never learn do they, ofc this just quickly goes into a "lol i get the joke now ill just say y is better than x"Voren said:So after being bothered by my cousin/friend/neighbor/villain/pet/lost twin to play X for a while now I decided to give it a try and honestly after playing for about 13 seconds I don't see what the big deal about X is! The story is just a generic fantasy/sci-fi/horror/drama, the characters with complex personalities and epic moments are forgettable OH and the GAMEPLAY! dear god! I mean I know this game came out years ago and every other game of the genre copied/based it off on this game but WHY IS IT JUST LIKE Y, Z OR Q FOR THAT MATTER?! I mean those games came out like less than a year ago and X is already ripping them off! Why are people having other opinions other than MINE?!?!
I now await your responses to my post constantly pressing the F5 button but never replying to any of your posts and you won't ever see me again in any other threads.... OR I will reply to your well thought out argument with vague extremely biased short sentences, while completely avoiding your points.
What? search function? never heard of it. Planning to post this again next week...after all...there is NO WAY someone has ever thought of this same thing before and posted it and got a several page thread started that's just silly.
i applaud you sir, both entertaining and informingTwilight_guy said:Yes, your very clever parody of the many vapid opinion based topics that are in these forums is clearly extremely clever and eye opening. I mean now I can quiet clearly see that these things exist, they are common, and there arguments are dumb, since you satirized them so well. I already knew these things in advance, meaning this was a pointless unfunny gesture, but clearly this is all part of your elaborate and deep web of clever parody. You couldn't possibly have been so short sighted as to try and parody something and wind up posting something even more pointless and useless then the average problem thread due to its not only having no meaning or argument but also not pointing out any new information that we didn't already know. This is clearly a parody of a parody in that your parodying the short sighted people who post useless parodies on these forums to try and make a joke and wind up just cluttering up things more while proving and helping nothing. Good show on your deeply thought out multilevel comment that clearly has show us why these types of threads are bad by making this bad thread and thus showing us how bad it is even though we could already have seen that and thus wont appreciate your parody while appreciating your parody.
Oh wait, I've gone and created a paradox...
oh dear...
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Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?KeyMaster45 said:People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.
WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]