OK, really....just WHY do people like X so much?!?!

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SilkySkyKitten

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Oh hey, another one of those people claiming X was crap in order to look cool. Well, I on the other hand don't have such hipster-ish tenancies because I liked X just like everyone else!

... unless you mention T, ß, and Ü. Those were overrated tripe dumbed down for the unrefined console-based masses.
God, I love sarcastic satire...
 

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But guys, X just ripped off Y. When Blank made X, they were definitely playing Y. It's older, but it did everything better! Also, vague statement about sociological politics somehow relating to discussion.
 

Kordie

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This is rediculous, why is X the go to letter for these types of posts? Where is the love for Y and Z or any other damn letter in the alphabet? Are you gonna tell me some BS made up reason like because you can't say "sh" in Spanish?

Huh... so uhh well... My lawyer is advising me to shut the hell up right now...
 

Pat8u

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I believe more people should play A it may be a tad dated but that was the true original
X is no A

wow games are getting dumber and dumber all to appease the Q fanboys.

[sub][sub]It also appears I was beaten to this joke darn ninjas[/sub][/sub]

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Aprilgold said:
dreadedcandiru99 said:
Eddie the head said:
Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.
Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!

PS: You are dum.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!

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You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!

Matthew94 said:
bafrali said:
Matthew94 said:
Skyrim.

I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".

And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the thread
I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.
I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.
hey look people have come to soil the party

you know this was the first time I could read an escapist thread and laugh in quite a long time so props to the person who created this thread
 

Rock-nerd

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X is overrated, but you need to try out some of the sequels, like XIII

Lol get it, get it? never mind
 

Greni

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Came here in hopes of sum good ol' drug bashing.

OT: [A tedious explanation of why X is not only awesome but better than chocolate bacon sex and why Y sucks donkey cock. Also a list of reasons why the unrelated R is better than both of them and what would make X better/more like R.

It also includes retarded level grammar, an unnecessary amount of swear words, upper case words at random and a dozen or so insults at various opinions of others for good measure.]
 

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BeerTent said:
KeyMaster45 said:
People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]
Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?
I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, ear aches, acne, shingles, phantom limb syndrome, gingivitis, backne, scrotal acne, yeast infections, bronchitis, acid reflux, stomach ulcers, incontinence, dandruff, chronic migraines, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, planter's warts, ingrown toenails, ingrown fingernails, ingrown hairs, swamp crotch, excessive sweating, Tourette syndrome, severe body odor, cataracts, nose bleeds, heart disease, thoughts of suicide, and A.D.D.[/small]
 

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Man, you just don't get the developer's artistic vision of X. You need to mellow out and stop being such a whiny and entitled ***** about it.
Clearly, X is a masterpiece that deserves all the critical acclaim it gets, and you are just a basement dwelling neck bearded loser. Please get off the internets forever, asshat.

P.S. self aware statement acknowledging how clever I am at making an ME3 ending joke.

P.P.S Another self aware post script explaining how I ruined my own joke by explaining it.
 

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The topic you're parodying is sort of legitimate though. It's easy to slap "Opinions ZOMG" on it but it's worth some thought. Obviously whoever is asking has an opinion that is extremely contradictory to the majority. When somebody who doesn't like mass effect sees it praised like some Billy Messiah Christ isn't it fair to question what it is that you seem to not be getting out of it but everybody else is? Isn't it fair to try and understand what a large majority see in something that you don't if not at least for curiosity's sake?
 

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zomg olol u mad bro?

X is THE most awesomnest thing ev0r!
i mean, srsly, it's sooo far better then Y - but GOSH, honestly, what were they thinking implementing that stupid A-thingamajigga - it sucked soooo bad in Z, and U before that, and also V and W by [recently most hated dev/publish0r] but theyre games suclz anyway i am never ever again going to buy anything they made - srsly i'm done with [see last bracket]!
in fact, i am so done with them, i think i'll just create an unique thread about it!


(ah damn, even if not the newest idea on the block, this here thread is pure gold ^^ thanks, mate!)
 

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Pat8u said:
Aprilgold said:
dreadedcandiru99 said:
Eddie the head said:
Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.
Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!

PS: You are dum.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!

---------------------------------------------------

You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!

Matthew94 said:
bafrali said:
Matthew94 said:
Skyrim.

I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".

And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the thread
I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.
I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.
hey look people have come to soil the party

you know this was the first time I could read an escapist thread and laugh in quite a long time so props to the person who created this thread
Don't stop it from being the truth bro. I don't care about reviewers, their all corrupt.
 

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I've always thought XYZQ was the pinnacle of video games nothing will ever beat it this is true because I said so and my opinion is the one that matters, in my opinion which, is the one that matters.
 

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You must be one of those morons who plays games on the F. If you were a REAL gamer, you'd be playing it on G. Wow, no wonder you have a problem!
Padwolf said:
X? pfft, K is so much better! X is lacking in everything! K is the best ever!
Oh, and I guess it was just a matter of time until some clowny K-natic came in here, waving their fandom around for everyone to see. This is the third thread I've seen this afternoon that some idiot who likes something that I don't brought up K. Can't you just keep your opinions to yourselves and not express them to anyone?
Besides, M is SO much better. It was made by the Japanese, too, so you KNOW it's better than any of those stupid sausage-fest Western games.
 

ChildishLegacy

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X2 IMO improves on X in every way.
The same old classic story telling of X just brings the characters you love, Y and Z, back to life in a much more detailed and immersive way, with much better gameplay.

Anybody that disagrees with this PURE 100% FACT STATEMENT is an infidel that never deserves to see the light of day again, and should have their fingers removed so that they may never taint the holy grail of video games again by even playing on the same format that contains X and X2.
 

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KeyMaster45 said:
BeerTent said:
KeyMaster45 said:
People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]
Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?
I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, ear aches, acne, shingles, phantom limb syndrome, gingivitis, backne, scrotal acne, yeast infections, bronchitis, acid reflux, stomach ulcers, incontinence, dandruff, chronic migraines, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, planter's warts, ingrown toenails, ingrown fingernails, ingrown hairs, swamp crotch, excessive sweating, Tourette syndrome, severe body odor, cataracts, nose bleeds, heart disease, thoughts of suicide, and A.D.D.[/small]
Aah, man, B sounds great! Although, I picked up the side-effects, and I'm a little hung up on Swamp Crotch. That sounds awfully unpleasant. Do you have anything that might help me allivate the possibility of that terrible embarrassment and hazard?
 

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Now, reading through the comments on the first page, allow me to quote Graham Stark: "For that to have gone off the rails, it would have needed to go anywhere near them to begin with."
 

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Personally, I like X, but X²: The Threat was the best title. X³: Reunion was a tad disappointing, but still alright.

Am I doing it right?