It looks like someone is butthurt because they like a shitty game and lost an argument somewhere.
hey look people have come to soil the partyAprilgold said:HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!dreadedcandiru99 said:Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!Eddie the head said:Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.
PS: You are dum.
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You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!
I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.Matthew94 said:I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.bafrali said:I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the threadMatthew94 said:Skyrim.
I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".
And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.BeerTent said:Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?KeyMaster45 said:People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.
WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]
Don't stop it from being the truth bro. I don't care about reviewers, their all corrupt.Pat8u said:hey look people have come to soil the partyAprilgold said:HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!dreadedcandiru99 said:Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!Eddie the head said:Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.
PS: You are dum.
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You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!
I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.Matthew94 said:I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.bafrali said:I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the threadMatthew94 said:Skyrim.
I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".
And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.
you know this was the first time I could read an escapist thread and laugh in quite a long time so props to the person who created this thread
Oh, and I guess it was just a matter of time until some clowny K-natic came in here, waving their fandom around for everyone to see. This is the third thread I've seen this afternoon that some idiot who likes something that I don't brought up K. Can't you just keep your opinions to yourselves and not express them to anyone?Padwolf said:X? pfft, K is so much better! X is lacking in everything! K is the best ever!
Aah, man, B sounds great! Although, I picked up the side-effects, and I'm a little hung up on Swamp Crotch. That sounds awfully unpleasant. Do you have anything that might help me allivate the possibility of that terrible embarrassment and hazard?KeyMaster45 said:I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.BeerTent said:Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?KeyMaster45 said:People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.
WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]
WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, ear aches, acne, shingles, phantom limb syndrome, gingivitis, backne, scrotal acne, yeast infections, bronchitis, acid reflux, stomach ulcers, incontinence, dandruff, chronic migraines, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, planter's warts, ingrown toenails, ingrown fingernails, ingrown hairs, swamp crotch, excessive sweating, Tourette syndrome, severe body odor, cataracts, nose bleeds, heart disease, thoughts of suicide, and A.D.D.[/small]