Ok so I'm new.

[walls of cetepedes]

Thats right, drinks are on me everyone! Fat man you bring the beats.

Aww shit. I have to cater for everyones tastes? Can I not just bring the weed?

 

[Neonbob]

Thats right, drinks are on me everyone! Fat man you bring the beats.

Aww shit. I have to cater for everyones tastes? Can I not just bring the weed?

...you really don't want to get some people here high, Spoon...
We're odd enough in many cases.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Thats right, drinks are on me everyone! Fat man you bring the beats.

Aww shit. I have to cater for everyones tastes? Can I not just bring the weed?

...you really don't want to get some people here high, Spoon...

Yes, but 'I' do. And so do you.
Don't worry. I have a taser.

AND a LASER PEN.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes, but 'I' do. And so do you.
Don't worry. I have a taser.

AND a LASER PEN.

Well, I was thinking of myself...
I'm a bit worried what I might be high.

...can I have your spare taser?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Yes, but 'I' do. And so do you.
Don't worry. I have a taser.

AND a LASER PEN.

Well, I was thinking of myself...
I'm a bit worried what I might be high.

...can I have your spare taser?

Don't worry, I'll protect your rear from invaders!

 

[fix-the-spade]

Welcome aboard!

May your stay be long and filled with interesting discussion.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS HAVE A WORKING SEARCH BAR???? gametrailers search bar is unoperational so I never bothered with this one either.

It works, but can be a bit random at times. If you're searching for a repeat thread it's worth putting a few variations of the title to be sure.

 

[Neonbob]

Don't worry, I'll protect your rear from invaders!

My rear shall be fine.
I just want to shock people.

This is just to get your attention, as I felt the need to make sure you read the following.

Welcome!

My tip for you is to not make any Halo threads containing the words "Milked", "Overrated", or "The best."

Trust me, its been done a ridiculously amount of times.

 

[Standby]

le snip

You are an angry, angry man.

 

[Neonbob]

He actually didn't piss me off.
...Did it seem like he did?
'Cause he didn't.

do people really think i'm so angry?

I'm going to react as if you aren't being completely sarcastic for some freak reason.
A) Talks about stabbing people all the time...check.
B) Has confessed to having a hatred of people...check.
C) ...something else that corresponds with anger...check.

So yeah.
*shrugs*
Not a horrible rep to have, is it?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm going to react as if you aren't being completely sarcastic for some freak reason.
A) Talks about stabbing people all the time...check.
B) Has confessed to having a hatred of people...check.
C) ...something else that corresponds with anger...check.

COUNTERPOINTS DEPLOY!
1: Murder should never be done in anger. I follow this rule.
2: That is a lie. I do not hate. Hatred is beyond me. Hatred is chronic - I experience flitting moments of rage.
3: Your mum is a classy lady.

1) What about if someone steals your favorite teacup? That's justified anger in my book.
More fun, too. Satisfying...
2) I see...well, a general dislike of humanity works fairly well.
3) SHE IS NOT! SHE'S THE BIGGEST WHORE ON THE EAST COAST!
wait...you cunning bastard.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

le snip

You are an angry, angry man.

Agreed. Am I allowed to like Journey if I knew about them well before that Family Guy episode Mr rule-maker-man? Well?

 

[Neonbob]

1) What about if someone steals your favorite teacup? That's justified anger in my book.
More fun, too. Satisfying...
2) I see...well, a general dislike of humanity works fairly well.
3) SHE IS NOT! SHE'S THE BIGGEST WHORE ON THE EAST COAST!
wait...you cunning bastard.

1. I will fucking break all the bones in their arm.
2. Misanthropy ftw d00d.
3. I'M TELLING HER YOU SAID THAT YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROUNDED

And the numbers continue!
5[sup]2[/sup]-(6x4): ooOOOoooh. I bet that sounds pretty.
8/4: The money, too. It's harder to get than the win, but sooooo worth it in the end.
13x2+7/11: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO? IS IT BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR KITTEN ONCE?!

 

[Standby]

le snip

You are an angry, angry man.

Agreed. Am I allowed to like Journey if I knew about them well before that Family Guy episode Mr rule-maker-man? Well?

Why, but of course, many people did.

 

[Neonbob]

I hate numbers.
A) Like a waterfall of tinkling glass and shattered arms.
B) orly
C) No it is because you are ugly.

Oh, I know.
Why do you think they were plastered all over the place?
To get you to contradict yourself again!
^_^
Do)...I want one of those in my office building now.
Re) Oh yeah. *Kool Aid man busts in with a lawsuit*
Mi) My mother told me that enough as a child! My therapist says it's because you're all jealous!