Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[honestdiscussioner]

Super. Fucking. Mario.

I'm screwed. And flattened. Possibly torched to death.

Or smacked with a raccoon tail. Or a hammer. Or in some games frozen and smothered in ice.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

I cheated when I saw the title, and went and played Nyanicorn:

http://www.nyanicorn.com/

I think I'll be fine. Good thing I saw the title though, otherwise I'd have Jim Raynor's boot shoved up my ass.

 

[Truehare]

Ahh, not much, she just disarmed me and ran away, climbed a red pipe to the roof and then ziplined down to the roof of the building across the street... Those Runners are such pussies.

 

[Vivi22]

Last game I played was Assassin's Creed 2 so I'm fairly certain I never saw Ezio coming.

 

[uberDoward]

Angry Birds. *pulls out the bat* Batter up!

 

[Rule Britannia]

Just got off from playing Oblivion...I stand no chance....

 

[honestdiscussioner]

I last played Duke Nukem Forever. My balls will be crushed and guts spread across the room. So yeah, I'm scared.

Don't forget that you will have your head ripped off and he will then poop down your exposed throat.

 

[SoranMBane]

The goddamn Batman. I guess I won't be dead when it's all said and done, which is good, but I'm definitely going to get my ass kicked pretty hard. Still, it could be worse.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

(Oblivion) A level 1 wood elf, named Steve. Well, I have the difficulty cranked up, so I guess it is HE who should feel fucked! I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

 

[rancher of monsters]

Let's see what have I played recently

Okay, well first I get curb stomped by Noble Six

Then I get a gang initiation from the Marvel and Capcom crews.

Sora from Kingdom Hearts, that doesn't seem so (THUNDER!)

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Well, I've been going nuts on Saint's Row 2, and so I'm playing as me, but as it's a brought up on the streets, well trained in combat, heavily armed me, yeah, I'm as dead as nearly everyone else.

 

[wrightry]

Some one's about to take a crowbar to my face. I'll give you a hint... its gordon freeman

 

[Dylan Greer]

Well picking up shadow of the colossus yesterday was a bad idea. Although it would be one of the most amusing deaths anyone would ever see. Oh ya, a great example of this could be mega 64's shadow of the colossus skit.

*on my 6th playthough and its still better and more fun than most adventure games today.

 

[Dylan Greer]

Well picking up shadow of the colossus yesterday was a bad idea. Although it would be one of the most amusing deaths anyone would ever see. Oh ya, a great example of this could be mega 64's shadow of the colossus skit.

*on my 6th playthough and its still better and more fun than most adventure games today.

 

[Kraj]

I just finished dungeon siege 3. "enjoyed it a lot actually"
I don't care what main character of the 4 you choose, I'm quite dead, especially after you hit your end-game gear.

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

ugh...the same character that I apparently married in another poll....Cloud Strife....jeez if Sephiroth can't even survive him, then I'm screwed

 

[0_Insomnis_0]

Totally fucked.

 

[MrGameluvr92]

So the blonde paladin chick from Puzzle Quest just attacked me...

Considering she knows how to throw fireballs, I guess I'm screwed unless she sucks at playing the game.

 

[TheDarklite]

Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain... I think I would consider him the main character.

Well I suppose as long as his origami doesn't tell him to knock on my door and shoot me, I should be pretty right. I think.