Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?
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Last I played was You Don't Know Jack, so I guess it'd be Cookie Masterson coming at me with a shillelagh? Screws here would be quite literal.
Last video game I played-- Well generally speaking any game you play the main character would have an unfair amount of power and advantage over you, it's why we play them.
You'd have to play a really bad SNES game to find a character lame enough that it's actually a downgrade to play as them, like if you were just playing threw a massive collection for amusement and kept finding the worst examples of gaming ever made. Luckly for me, I've been doing just that! HA! And I'm fine with that. Who ever it is won't even stand a chance. Yeah, I'd totally be able to take... who was it again, hold on let me check.
-checks recent gameplay status-
-recent game was not SNES, it was PC-
-It was recent game too-
-Batman: Arkham Asylum-
... Batman.
Well... ... shit.
You'd have to play a really bad SNES game to find a character lame enough that it's actually a downgrade to play as them, like if you were just playing threw a massive collection for amusement and kept finding the worst examples of gaming ever made. Luckly for me, I've been doing just that! HA! And I'm fine with that. Who ever it is won't even stand a chance. Yeah, I'd totally be able to take... who was it again, hold on let me check.
-checks recent gameplay status-
-recent game was not SNES, it was PC-
-It was recent game too-
-Batman: Arkham Asylum-
... Batman.
Well... ... shit.
I just replayed Kirby Super Star. I'm 100% screwed. When Kirby wants something dead, he has a lot of tools to get the job done.
HAH. Let's see how Cole McGrath likes my home on the POWERED-DOWN REGION of the HARBOR with the STOVEPIPE.
Those with Legend of Zelda: start flapping your wings because you're only getting out of this if you're a chicken.
Those with Legend of Zelda: start flapping your wings because you're only getting out of this if you're a chicken.
Why would my paragon Commander Shepard hurt me? Surly you jest.....
>Commander Shepard enters<
Shep- I'd like to give you an endorsement. If we could work something out.
Me- Sure thing! I can set you up with my employee discount. Just speak into my consol.
Shep- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place to kick ass.
Me- O_O
Well, I'm boned.
>Commander Shepard enters<
Shep- I'd like to give you an endorsement. If we could work something out.
Me- Sure thing! I can set you up with my employee discount. Just speak into my consol.
Shep- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place to kick ass.
Me- O_O
"You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard."
Well, I'm boned.
Ashley Riot from Vagrant Story (playing it on PSP). Am I screwed? Probably. Not only would I imagine that he's pissed about having a girl's name, but time stops for him while he beats the crap out of whatever is unfortunate enough to draw his ire... My only saving grace would be if he sucks at chaining attacks as much as I do...
Shit the Courier is going to destroy me. With the choice of a riot gun or a heavily modified hunting rifle I'm dead at close or long range...
Silent Hill: Homecoming
Well, he is pretty damn good with a steel pipe and the knife would do me no good.
Thankfully, he's out of ammo with the gun and shotgun (I was replaying the final boss and didn't need the rounds any more) :3
Anyways, given how fast he runs and how fast he moves when he's targeting (slowest "strafe" ever) I think I have a chance if I run for a stronger weapon...
Well, he is pretty damn good with a steel pipe and the knife would do me no good.
Thankfully, he's out of ammo with the gun and shotgun (I was replaying the final boss and didn't need the rounds any more) :3
Anyways, given how fast he runs and how fast he moves when he's targeting (slowest "strafe" ever) I think I have a chance if I run for a stronger weapon...
