Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[ilspooner]

Twilight Princess Link. Oh deary me, I think I'm in a spot of trouble... D:

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

Gordon Freeman! I'll be okay, he can't hurt humans. Unless they're soldiers.

 

[John the Gamer]

Either Ezio, Altaïr, Minecraftguf (steve?) or the Dwarf Fortress dwarfes. I guess I'll go and hide under my bed now.

 

[Grifff]

why'd i have to replay jedi academy, im boned

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

Minecraft... Oh Jesus... "Ssssssssss...." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*TNT explodes.*

 

[Tax_Document]

Red Team...?

RED TEAM!?




Bummer...

 

[Johann610]

Ahhhhh! A flock of Angry Birds! My windshield!

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Ezio Auditore and Alice ...
... ah well, it was nice knowing ya

 

[JDB15]

Ram from Total Overdose. Yeah, I'm fucked and not just because of the 'loco moves' and that he's technically an insane felon. I've unlocked unlimited grenades and have plenty of rewinds so he can kill me, reverse time and repeat.

(I would of said the character I play in Modern Warfare 2, but I don't count it since I was only playing online multi-player)

 

[Arehexes]

A dual knife wielding version of myself....seems like a fair fight, I may be a fat POS but I might be able to last 3 minutes with my PS2 self.

 

[alloneword]

I suppose it depends on how many/what color Pikmin he currently has in his team...

 

[Fanfic_warper]

Oh yeah Bayonetta punish me!!....Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud....

 

[Yoh3333]

Well that would be my guy from Mount and Blade... not that tough... except he runs around with the strongest armor, strongest guns and the strongest weapons...
.....
not to mention the army of 159 soldiers with him that are equally well-equiped....

 

[coolredmk]

I just got finished playing through the last levels in Scribblenauts, so I'm going to be dealing with:

1.Nuclear weapons
2.Eldritch Abominations
3.A disco wizard
or 4. a hovertank

 

[InsomniJack]

Spoiler: Let's see...

That's not going to be pleasant at all.

Spoiler: Perhaps if I go back one game...

... Well frak.

 

[spartandude]

Geralt of Rivia, i hope he forgot the steel sword!

 

[sharptoast]

Oh bugger, well looks like I'm getting a hookshot to the face...

(Just Cause 2, as if anybody didn't know)

 

[theamazingbean]

Fuck me, Soma Cruz is going to rip me to pieces, and then absorb my ability to...make awesome ramen noodle or something.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Serious Sam

Well shit, I wonder if I could cop a cannonball to the gut..

 

[Ice Car]

Lone Wanderer, Level 20.

Equipped with Blackhawk, Victory Rifle, Xuanlong Assault Rifle and Sidney's 10mm SMG. I.E the best damn unique Small Guns in the game.

I'm fucked. DON'T VATS ME BRO