Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

Chairman Miaow

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The spirit monk from Jade Empire. Well, I should be fine, It's not like he's capable of killing gods or anything...

maybe if I got back a game... erm..... KRATOS?!"?!?!?

shit. one more?

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.

So my choices are Naked Snake, Kratos, or The Spirit Monk?

Well, I'll go with Snake in the hope that he's only knocking me out to use a fulton recovery and ask me to join his team.
 

CleverCover

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Aw crap.
Mage!Hawke with elemental and blood magic? And it's the aggressive Hawke.

He's gonna make my body dance, strike me with lightning, drain the blood...
I'm screwed!
 

OhBut_Whynot

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SWAT 4... Yeah this would actually have to be the most screwed I could have been, I mean you can at least run from a space marine or something. But a team of SWAT operatives silently sweeping my house before breaching my door then shooting me in the back... Yeah I'm screwed.
 

Tony2077

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well who counts as the main character is ff4 i'm thinking cecil but it doesn't really matter I'm dead anyway
 

Zyntoxic

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Daniel from Amnesia: The dark Descent? meh, not very, he is a frightned weakling. I'm more worried about that darkness that seems to follow him in his path and kills every person he has ever come across in a rather beastial and horrific way.
 

StraightToHeck

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oh great, I get to be eviscerated by agressive-dialogue warrior Hawke
I'm beyond being screwed, I'm being Whirlwinded (HORRIBLE JOKE ALERT!! WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!)
 

StormShaun

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Cole from Infamous 2, Hey guess what cole your a good guy and im not evil so HAHA you cant kill me, if so ill wear a anti electricity suit...HA
 

Artina89

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Persona 4. A group of 15 year olds that can summon monsters from their head at will. Monsters that could probably destroy whole cities with one Megido cast, or The hand of god hmmmmmm...... yeah, I don't stand a chance.
 

Alade

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Time to rip Sackboy a new one, or stomp him to death. Seriously, could I have gotten an easier opponent?
 

UFOROMANTIC

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The Hero from I Wanna Be The Guy. He'll explode upon contact with my fists. So I'm ready to commit murder.
 

Scorpianhead

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My console command inhanced dark side jedi gardian from kotor 2 ya well im going to jump off a cliff now it'll be less painful.