The vault dweller from fallout one armed with a Sledgehammer and an angry dog, I'd probably try to run away but hes such a great goddamn smooth talker I bet he would get me to ASK for a sledgehammer to the face...
Oh, great... John f*king Marston has just killed all of my goons in lightning quick succession with that damn'd Repeater of his, shot the horse from under me, blasted my ankle to bits and has now hog tied me to the smell end of his horse.
I'm lucky I'm worth more alive due to that rather generous Bounty!
Ezio Auditore da Firenze, from AC II, I won't die, since I did nothing wrong, I think, so he technically has no reason to kill nor attack me. Thank you Assassin's Creed.
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