Okay so...

[similar.squirrel]

Think dark, dark thoughts in the direction of the dentist. It's not rational, as he/she will only be doing her job [which will benefit you in the long-term], but it may ease the pain.

 

[Uzbekistan]

EEGK!! I don't live there!! I live in the US!

Then take some tips from this little girl! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hA8expFSw&feature=related]

I'm just making things worse with these videos, aren't I? XD

Not really.

 

[Mechsoap]

When you get those teeth pulled out... Do it like a BAWS!

 

[masher]

Ice.
Do not underestimate the value of an ice pack or two. I had impacted wisdom teeth and I was lucky enough to not have any swelling whatsoever. I don't know if it was plain luck or the ice, but ice sure doesn't hurt.

 

[rokkolpo]

I have my sister sitting next to me, just her wisdom teeth removed.

She fears the syringes...so DON'T think about those.
Don't think about the multiple syringes in your mouth!

 

[teknoarcanist]

Open a 401k and invest in developing markets.

 

[Togs]

I hope you like soup

Also, dont fall asleep afterwards

 

[teebeeohh]

sry, still have all my teeth.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

I advise doing it without any anesthetic....

People rarely heed my advice for some reason.

 

[VanQ]

GET OUT THERE AND CLENCH THOSE TEE-

Oh, wait, fack...

Umm...

Orange Soda. Because Orange Soda.


Because it helps everyone.

Holy crap I just nostalgia'd so freakin' hard! You sir, have made my day.

OT: Just get it over with, you will never have to worry about them again and you get an excuse to take time off work! It's win-win if you ask me.

Spoiler

Just try not to think of the agonizing pain when you wake up.

 

[theevilsanta]

The vicodin you get can be sold for some pretty respectable amounts of money. If you're looking for a free game consider drug dealing.

 

[Woodsey]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Ca3zar416]

See if there is a painkiller that will help you sleep. Just in case the pain ends up making it difficult to sleep it will be nice to have on hand. When you figure out which one it's a good idea to talk to dentist. Doubt any would cause problems but better to be safe than sorry.

 

[dkyros]

I was out for the whole procedure. Last thing I remember saying before going under was, "I don't feel tired"

My advice is get lots of pudding, jello, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, etc. And make sure to get your script for ibuprofen/hydrocodone filled as you may need it. If you don't get a script make sure to have some ibuprofen around the house. I didnt really feel pain but better safe than sorry

 

[Sticky Squid]

Do heroin, seems like it could help.

 

[Joepow]

If you value your wisdom, you will keep them.

Terrible agony and oozing infection is nothing compared to losing your wisdom.

You can always fashion it into a necklace and retain your wisdom modifier that way.

Yeah, but then you lose a necklace slot. The Min/Maxing will fail!

Unless you're a Druid. What other stat would you need? Stackn' wisdom like a boss!

Come on, you need that slot for the [a href=http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/artifacts.htm#talismanofPureGood]Talisman of Pure Good[/a], probably the most badass artifact there is.

 

[Fappy]

If you value your wisdom, you will keep them.

Terrible agony and oozing infection is nothing compared to losing your wisdom.

You can always fashion it into a necklace and retain your wisdom modifier that way.

Yeah, but then you lose a necklace slot. The Min/Maxing will fail!

Unless you're a Druid. What other stat would you need? Stackn' wisdom like a boss!

Come on, you need that slot for the [a href=http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/artifacts.htm#talismanofPureGood]Talisman of Pure Good[/a], probably the most badass artifact there is.

That is pretty badass, not going to lie. One of my favorites is the cursed belt that changes your alignment.

 

[Mister Benoit]

I'm going to have my wisdom teeth removed in a couple of hours.... Any advice?

The only part that takes a while is when they freeze your mouth. Mine were out of the gum so they literally just yanked them out, took about ~10minutes total for all 4 teeth.

Only thing that sucks is I had to write everything down for a while because I couldn't speak. Choked trying to drink water which made me puke which looked like I was throwing up blood all over the floor. You'll recover pretty fast.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Shake around as much as possible during the operation. Dentists love a challenge.

Yell insults to them as well. It's just as they say: If you want the job done, make dentists mad at you.

 

[Hafnium]

I've had two of them removed and have to get the other two out soon. All four of them were/are solidly stuck in my gum and at weird angles, so they've been surgically removed.

The procedure itself wasn't bad, it was painfree but very odd. The days after were kind of crappy, but painkillers helped a lot. I'm not that worried of having to go soon, only due to the cost. (last two teeth cost me about $500, so about a grand total for all four)