Oldest Evidence of Humans in North America Found in Texas

[ImprovizoR]

Texas, huh? And who says god has no sense of humor!

I was gonna comment on the ironic side as well. I wonder what are those crazy church people gonna say about this.

 

[Veldel]

I guess this isn't just a gaming site after all?

Fallout 2,500BC?

didn't you know?

Now that sounds like a badass game. Mutant Mammoths? Yao Guai Sabertooths? Ghoul Neanderthalls? Yes please.

nah I was just shitting you

it's for the new Turok game ^-^

The last Turok game was utter shit. The only way they should make a new one is if its like Seeds of Evil and Cerebral Bore for the mother fucking WIN

 

[teh_Canape]

I guess this isn't just a gaming site after all?

Fallout 2,500BC?

didn't you know?

Now that sounds like a badass game. Mutant Mammoths? Yao Guai Sabertooths? Ghoul Neanderthalls? Yes please.

nah I was just shitting you

it's for the new Turok game ^-^

The last Turok game was utter shit. The only way they should make a new one is if its like Seeds of Evil and Cerebral Bore for the mother fucking WIN

therefore, my words

the last Turok was set in the future

the previous ones (except Evolution) were set in a funky past

we need high-tech-prehistoric Turok back

we need more Patoruzú facing off Fuerte Apache*

[sub]*argentinian reference, btw[/sub]

and most of all, we need the shit ton of weapons again

that "only carrying 3 weapons and having to swap them" bullshit from the new Turok was just.... not Turok

and to be honest, I thought that Shadows of Oblivion was the best classic Turok game, idk why, I just thought the set pieces were pretty badass

 

[Something Amyss]

Texas, huh? And who says god has no sense of humor!

The people who are scrambling to discredit this.

 

[Gladiateher]

Who'd a thunk they'd find something so ancient all the way down in the Lonestar republic.

 

[Veldel]

I guess this isn't just a gaming site after all?

Fallout 2,500BC?

didn't you know?

Now that sounds like a badass game. Mutant Mammoths? Yao Guai Sabertooths? Ghoul Neanderthalls? Yes please.

nah I was just shitting you

it's for the new Turok game ^-^

The last Turok game was utter shit. The only way they should make a new one is if its like Seeds of Evil and Cerebral Bore for the mother fucking WIN

therefore, my words

the last Turok was set in the future

the previous ones (except Evolution) were set in a funky past

we need high-tech-prehistoric Turok back

we need more Patoruzú facing off Fuerte Apache*

[sub]*argentinian reference, btw[/sub]

and most of all, we need the shit ton of weapons again

that "only carrying 3 weapons and having to swap them" bullshit from the new Turok was just.... not Turok

and to be honest, I thought that Shadows of Oblivion was the best classic Turok game, idk why, I just thought the set pieces were pretty badass

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

 

[teh_Canape]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

 

[Valanthe]

som1 explain me why post this on game site?????

Would you rather hear more about Geohotz Vs. Sony?

I'm always down for a science break, and paleontology is just cool.

 

[HentMas]

Anyone else have a sudden urge to make a time capsule?

Texas, huh? And who says god has no sense of humor!

He put those shards there to test their faith.

I would love to send a rocket to mars programmed to digg 5 meters underground filled with tools of the 1950´s

that way when our desendants start digging in mars to discover the "first humans to colonize a planet outside earth" they will be amazed of the guys that traveled all the way there in the 50´s, and thanks to science fiction they will probably believe not all those books were fiction, it would make them revisit all the story... and if i leave no trace behind of the launch, hell, it would be soooo cool!

and of course i will be giggling in my grave when they find it... if any remains are still around

 

[Veldel]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

 

[teh_Canape]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

jesus you fucking read my mind

gonna hit some Rage Wars with my bros in an hour or so

gotta get the beers ^-^

 

[jawakiller]

I knew it! Thats why Texans are so crazy!! Haha, barely kidding. I really don't see how this even slightly matters.

 

[Veldel]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

jesus you fucking read my mind

gonna hit some Rage Wars with my bros in an hour or so

gotta get the beers ^-^

wish I could join sounds like some fun to be had

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

som1 explain me why post this on game site?????

so you're complaining that this gaming site is giving you something more than just gaming info?

"Waiter, i'd like to complain. I ordered soup, but I see that you've brought me not just soup, but also some bread. I don't care that the bread is free with the soup, it's not what i ordered! I ordered soup!"

 

[teh_Canape]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

jesus you fucking read my mind

gonna hit some Rage Wars with my bros in an hour or so

gotta get the beers ^-^

wish I could join sounds like some fun to be had

it indeed is

today we hit Turok Rage Wars, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye 007, Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Bros

today's our Retro night of the month

to celebrate our nerdiness and lack of girlfriends XD

 

[Veldel]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

jesus you fucking read my mind

gonna hit some Rage Wars with my bros in an hour or so

gotta get the beers ^-^

wish I could join sounds like some fun to be had

it indeed is

today we hit Turok Rage Wars, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye 007, Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Bros

today's our Retro night of the month

to celebrate our nerdiness and lack of girlfriends XD

Perfect Dark I am required by my own state of mind to play every month xD damn I wish i had nerdy friends to do that stuff with XD

 

[teh_Canape]

I couldnt stand playing the last one because of some of those reasons it just felt Blah and is why its utter shit cuz it stinks and has nothing good or any redeeming qualities when you take a amazing badass game take away its guns and shit you turn it into crap

What kinda gun would you create for a true Turok game?

a Cerebral Bore Machinegun. Yeah

[sub]mark over the text for "yes please"[/sub]

Oh man I think nothing would ever survive that but I wouldnt complain id love it so much and now im slightly depressed because why cant we have greatness like this nowadays :/ time to change to N64 and put in my black cartage of Awsome

jesus you fucking read my mind

gonna hit some Rage Wars with my bros in an hour or so

gotta get the beers ^-^

wish I could join sounds like some fun to be had

it indeed is

today we hit Turok Rage Wars, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye 007, Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Bros

today's our Retro night of the month

to celebrate our nerdiness and lack of girlfriends XD

Perfect Dark I am required by my own state of mind to play every month xD damn I wish i had nerdy friends to do that stuff with XD

yeah well, we're bros since elementary school

been carrying this tradition since then ^-^

 

[Johnnyallstar]

som1 explain me why post this on game site?????

This isn't just a "gaming" site. It's a bit of a nerd and geek site. We science freaks like to get into a tizzy every now and then by something not purely pixelated.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Yay,I am ancient!(lol)

 

[Vohn_exel]

See, I told ya'll we're awesome

Also, seriously, why complain about getting news? There are news articles on here, does it have to be about games all the time? Just don't read it if you don't want to hear about it.