OMG 2012 is comming!!

[himemiya1650]

What will happen is that the Sun will have a poleshift, and solar flares are gonna be shittier than usual. Favorite theory is that giant planet larger than Jupiter moving very quickly will half Earth's orbit for 3 days and something, something, something I can't remember. But the point of it is that NASA denies it, although if it were true we'd be able to see it by now.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Young earth creationists are pretty fucking dumb. They believe the earth is 6000 years old, and any fossil traced to be older than that is put in the ground by the devil to confuse you.

 

[Mr. Gency]

The world ends in 2012, stupidest theorie I've herd.

9/11 was an inside job
The Moon Landing was faked

The classic crazy people talk like that.

I actually am sceptical about the moon-landing, as I don't see how a flag can flutter in space.

But yeah, 9/11 was an inside job tops the list.

I met a guy on Modern Warfare 2 who was called [9/11]was_an_inside_job.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Wait, wouldn't "2012" already happen by now. I don't think the Mayan's had any knowing of leap year, so in reality wouldn't their 2012 already have happened?

 

[The Heik]

Yeah it is and I don?t care, right now as I type this, I'm in my science class doing 'research' on the 2012 'theories' for an opinion paper, so, I?m going to ask you guys, what are the stupid pointless or down right stupid theories or websites you've seen or heard?

Links would be nice. I can?t wait to blow up some of the more retarded theories.

It?s going to be a fun day.

here's a theory for you

The funny thing is, this is probably the most accurate theory regarding 2012

(BTW this image is my avatar)

 

[HaloHappy]

Sad part is they already have two more doomsday theories after this. These speculations are all just made up to make us be in fear, so don't believe them please. The 2012 theory is all based on the Mayan calendar, which was never completed past 2012 because they were f*cking wiped out.

Also, to those of you wondering on here if the moon landing was fake......MYTHBUSTERS PROVED EVERYTHING WAS TRUE!! They used a vacuum to prove the flag flutter and the boot imprint, made miniature models to prove the shadows and lighted astronaut, used cables and a zero gravity airplane service to prove the jumping and skipping, and used a freaking super laser to find the transceiver thingies we put on the moon.

 

[Xodion]

It's actually more annoying to hear about people criticizing the Mayan 'prophecy' because they are often terribly innaccurate when it comes to laughing at it... The Mayan long count calender doesn't end on 21/12/2012. It ticks over just like our gregorian calenders do every 31st December.

The Mayans weren't stupid or forgot to make another calender and I find most peoples ignorance woeful. Actually, they were comparably very intelligent. Their long count calender is actually far more accurate over long periods of time than our current Gregorian calender.

If Wikipedia is to be believed (and I think it can be trusted on this, it has a lot of reliable looking sources), this is true, the 20th December 2012 is the day 12:19:19:17:19. It is only the end of the Mayan calender if you ignore that the Mayans had two extra digits before the 12, although they were very rarely used. It would be like us including the zeroes in our year, saying "This is the year zero-zero-2010".

The confusion and belief that it is the end of the world seems to arise from the Mayans calling the FIRST day of their calendar (the day they said was the end of Creation and the beginning of the Mayan civilisation) 13:0:0:0:0. I imagine they had lots of myths and stuff about this first day, and they seem to have been misinterpreted as happening when the next 13:0:0:0:0 comes around.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

It's surprising that more people don't know this, but actually the Mayan Calender's were interpreted incorrectly and is actually offset by 6 years. The end of the world was actually 2006 and we all died a horrible tragic death. For the last 4 years the government has been trying to cover it all up so we won't know that we're dead. The 2012 theories were then secretly enforced and they commissioned a movie to be made about it so that when nothing happens on 2012, people will just assume the apocalypse never happened and we're all alive.
We ARE the zombie apocalypse.

I fear this may be my final post as now I shall be hunted by the government BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE HEARD!!

 

[Raven's Nest]

If Wikipedia is to be believed (and I think it can be trusted on this, it has a lot of reliable looking sources), this is true, the 20th December 2012 is the day 12:19:19:17:19. It is only the end of the Mayan calender if you ignore that the Mayans had two extra digits before the 12, although they were very rarely used. It would be like us including the zeroes in our year, saying "This is the year zero-zero-2010".

The confusion and belief that it is the end of the world seems to arise from the Mayans calling the FIRST day of their calendar (the day they said was the end of Creation and the beginning of the Mayan civilisation) 13:0:0:0:0. I imagine they had lots of myths and stuff about this first day, and they seem to have been misinterpreted as happening when the next 13:0:0:0:0 comes around.

Actually the Mayan long count calender works on a 5800 year or so cycle. Apparently we are about to start a new era... The mayans believed that each era was ushered in by a series of natural disasters. There was never any mention of the world ending. It's just interesting that the Mayans seemed to have disappeared around the time of the last cycle. They also believed the cycle before theirs contained other civillizations that we no longer have proof for, Atlantis for eg (again mythically wiped from the earth apocolypse style)...

It'd be nice to have an actual proper discussion about the 2012 prophecy here but every single one turns into this kind of thread... The ignorance in this thread is too over-whelming for me to try and correct everyone...