OMG POKEMONS!

[comadorcrack]

oh Heracross... it would be a grand battle... but I could never hurt you...

 

[DazBurger]

Magicarp! The most useless pokemon where is!

... Unless it evolves?



[EDIT:]
On the other hand...

Spoiler

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Scyther. I dont stand a fucking cha----*hurk*

 

[Subbies]

What Jigglypuff... NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[goddess.kali]

I would say they are foxes, but then only the Red and Blue games exist to me, where they are all quiet obviously fox-like at least, so I don't know about the others

 

[Jodah]

Charmander...I wouldn't be too screwed if I have a gun or two. Thankfully I like him more than Charizard...

 

[goddess.kali]

Mewtwo would slaughter me, along with everyone else

 

[PowerC]

WHY PICKACHU WHYYYY????

 

[Bigsmith]

So, for me, it's a tie between Gallade and Drifblim.

Ok, lets go for Drifblim...
now lets remember we nicknamed it Hindenburg and taught it explosion.

'Hey look a Drifblim'
*boom*

 

[Kris015]

Is it really one pokemon two pokemons. Or is it one Pokemon, two Pokemon?

 

[slightly evil]

I would have a hard time believing that with all of the time we shared together Butterfree would want me dead. However, should Butterfree want to kill me, it would be as simple as sleep powder + psybeam and I'm done for.

You're lucky. I taught my Butterfree Dreameater :|

 

[godfist88]

burnt to a crisp by Charizard. my death will be extreamly painful.

 

[Spritzey]

...Gengar. ALL REZISTANCE IS FUTILE!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is it really one pokemon two pokemons. Or is it one Pokemon, two Pokemon?

Two Pokemon. Didn't you watch Pokemon when you were younger?

OT: If I have a book of matches I can easily deter a Bulbasaur.

 

[Distorted Stu]

So my top 3 pokemon are:

Spoiler

Yup, im fucked.

 

[Omega Pirate]

Tyranitar, oh shit I so dead. It will destroy my house with an earthquake and then bite my corpse in half with crunch.

 

[escapistrules]

scenario with snorlax

me "no snorlax, dont eat me"
snorlax falls asleep
me "yay im saved"
snorlax uses snore
me "ow ow ow, that hurts"
snorlax uses sleep talk, snorlax uses hyper beam
me "SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIII...."

 

[theNothingMan]

Since I probably couldn't outrun or outfight a bull; my guess, Tauros would kill me.

 

[Stickill]

Mewtwo

Yeah, that will kill me, my family, and possibly the whole planet.

 

[The Funslinger]

Charizard?

Give me a chance...