OMG POKEMONS!

[Pyromaniak3]

Your favorite Pokemon has just come to life and is now trying to kill you, how screwed are you.

As for me... I might get a little splashed on by that goddamn Magicarp.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Hmn, Weavile is gonna kill me? I'm pretty dead.

 

[EmmerikXXII]

Hrm....well I guess it depends on whether I can get to my 12 gauge in time. If I can there will be one less Lucario in the world, if I can't I'm pretty damn screwed.

Lucario would shrug it off. He's steel-fighting type. If you even hit him, it wouldn't be very effective.

 

[Pandalisk]

Oh Pokemanz, i adore you.

Arcanine turns me into a kebab, could be worse i guess, i can think of worse ways to go, involving Snorlax and Unknown

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Espeon tries to kill me? I'm pretty screwed methinks. I mean....just Psychic to them point where my head explodes.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Nidoking?

Pretty screwed I am.

 

[Ramrunner7]

I couldn't bring myself to defend against a Lapras...

I guess I'm dead too

 

[Sable Gear]

Flygon...there is no escape! XD

 

[Tartarga]

Death by Typhlosion? Well, at least I get to get killed by a total badass.

 

[Joleo]

that happened to me yesterday. i got attacked by a pigeon... that is what piggy evolves into isnt it?

 

[Fawcks]

Ninetales?

It would likely hypnotize me first with Hypnosis to ensure I don't try to escape. :C

I'm pretty much done, I can't resist something that adorable.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

oh the horror! and the Jigglypuff!

 

[Sticky Squid]

I'd beat umbreon down if it tried to kill me.

 

[teh_Canape]

welp

it's a Mudkip

why would he kill me?

I like him!

 

[Pyromaniak3]

that happened to me yesterday. i got attacked by a pigeon... that is what piggy evolves into isnt it?

Plz tell me your joking... and somebody else wish to correct him? I can't... I simply can't.

 

[The Lawn]

I'm not sure how much damage a Smugleaf... sorry... Snivy... could do.

 

[Uzbekistan]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

 

[r3dc0br4]

Pidgeot? Hmmm...guess Im out of luck. Giant bird could knock me down and rip off my head pretty quick.