OMG POKEMONS!

[Teh Magic Man]

Blazekin just fire kicked my face in. smashing and burning, bad way to go....

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

Umbreon, huh. I guess I'll be sleeping with the lights on until I can take care of this problem.

 

[Thespian]

Looks a Psyduck is going to tail whip me, so I should be fine. I just won't bump it's head.

 

[Ice Car]

Oh shit, Glaceon?

I'll get frozen.

 

[FrioJenkins]

I choose you, DITTO! I suppose I could take myself on, just like Dwight Schrute I'ma pro at knowing my own weaknesses!

 

[deth2munkies]

Gengar wouldn't kill me, he's too chill for that.

 

[Leemaster777]

Favorite pokemon is Wobbuffet.

Wobbuffet can't attack unless I do.

I don't attack Wobbuffet.

I win! How much EXP do I get for that?

 

[tisd3vo]

That venesaur would be the end of me and probably my house

 

[subtlefuge]

I guess Garchomp? Oh shiiit.

Tyranitar? Jump in water maybe...

Gengar? I'd die.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Best one would be:
Yay, an ice cream appeared in front of me. Nomnomnom *oh wait thats no ice cream *

But unfortunately he isn't my favourite pokemon :S

Nope, I'm screwed, mah favourite one is probably zeburaika, moltres or kabutops. All of them could kill me. Electric shock, flamethrower, slicey blades... fun


Then theres blastoise. OHGODOHGODOH...

 

[StrangerQ]

Blaziken.
yep yep...I will need my passport and fireproof suit if i get kicked from Finland to Sweden/Russia/Norway/Estonia.

 

[qwertyzxy27]

B but crobat evolves out of love! why is he trying to kill me O.O

 

[x-machina]

How big is a bulbasaur? I think one good kick would send him flying. That is of course if im not strangled to death by vines first.

 

[IncredibleTurnip]

I'm trying to imagine what an angry, homicidal Horsea would look like, but I got nothing.... I'd feel pretty safe.

 

[TitanAtlas]

Onyx.... whyyy....

 

[Headsprouter]

[http://media.photobucket.com/image/flygon/TheDonPedro29/flygon.jpg?o=68]

Flygon. I can neither run, nor hide.

 

[marioandsonic]

Spinarak.

...eh, I'll just cage it.

 

[geldonyetich]

Gardevoir would be my favorite so.....

Yeah. I'm properly screwed. A powerful psychic Pokemon with the ability to create black holes? No fucking way I'd survive.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[crazyhyena645]

oh no voltorb used selfdestruct good bye world, no seriously i used protect

 

[binvjoh]

Farfetch'd.

Great, death by leek.