OMG POKEMONS!

[masher]

Ahahaha..!

Ninetales is going to burn my bones...

 

[Father Tunde]

Lapras. Hopefully I'll be on dry land when she strikes, so I can get away whilst she's beached.

 

[Sir-jackington]

Charizard...........yup i'd be screwed

 

[Fenra]

Miltank is after me... but... but... she's so adorable... I just wanna hug... not the face!!!



Good god I have a psychotic cow out for my blood...

...guess this is what it feels like to be married... bazinga!

 

[ookie37]

so, there i was at home watching TV, comedy central was on. south park. it was good. sitting there laughing. just me and the baby kangaskan that i found at the park earlier. From across the house, i hear a huge, smashing thump coming from the front door. "hmmm.. i thought i had those hinges fixed..."

 

[Shock and Awe]

Well........is Charizard bulletproof?

 

[ZakCanard]

Looks like I'm going up against Ditto, I guess I'm being replaced then.

 

[SD-Fiend]

well either sat on by a snorlax or hugged and loved and drowned to death by cubchoo. I could probably make friends with them though give snorlax some cakes and cubchoo is too cute to kill me!

 

[captaincabbage]

Kids, head to the hills, it's the Pokemon's house now.

 

[Trevor Burch]

Oh noes! Blastoise will sit on me! ;_;

 

[Vhite]

Forretress and Weezing. I guess I could survive but add Diglett and Im fucked.

 

[thatguy1]

Sceptile.

Extremely fast leaf blade to the face.

FFFFFUUUUUU...

 

[Tsaba]

I am going to die.....

 

[rokkolpo]

Golduck

Yeah, psychic and water will do nasty stuff to you.
Drowning in a bubble of water 300 feet in the air.

He might also scratch me during......

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

 

[Ducktard]

I'm being attacked by Tyrogue?

....Well I'm dead

I know it's not a strong 'mon but..

Goddamned it I am weak

 

[ryderawsome]

gengar wouldnt kill me, we would be too busy being super BFFs

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Oh no! there's an oddish trying to kill me.... wait a minute *stamp*


EDIT: is Charlie Sheen a pokemon?

 

[LitleWaffle]

Hrm....well I guess it depends on whether I can get to my 12 gauge in time. If I can there will be one less Lucario in the world, if I can't I'm pretty damn screwed.

Lucario would shrug it off. He's steel-fighting type. If you even hit him, it wouldn't be very effective.

Throw him in the oven so he takes 2x fire dmg then stare at him so he takes 2x physic dmg.

Psychic isn't very effective against steel bro, hate to say it.

OT: ...............

 

[TehCookie]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).