OMG POKEMONS!

[David Out]

Charizard? Ohhhh god.... BBQ anyone?

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Donphan, i pretty well f**ked

 

[Kevin Lyons]

Huh... So I'm up against an Espeon, a Golem, a Gigalith, or an Excadrill... I'd say I'm fucked T-T

 

[GameJoker365]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

Suicune is a water type.

Edit: Why would Charmander hurt me?

 

[Lunar Templar]

>.> *sees a Tyranitar, Giratina, Salamence, Scyther, and Liepard*
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fuck ...

 

[soultrain117]

Um I am screwed. Alakazam has just lifted my house in the air and compressed it into the size of a pinpoint only to realize I am not in it. Then using his mind powers figures out where I am and teleports to me and kills me without hesitation.

 

[Pirakahunter788]

So let's see here. A Seviper.
He can either slice me to bits, poison me, or eat me.
I've got a 357. in my closet.
...
I'm so fucked.

 

[Trivun]

Espeon. Which means I have my mind blown and I'm rendered a catatonic mess before I even have a chance to react. Looks like I'm pretty screwed...

 

[MetallicMonkey]

I'd be screwed. Darkrai would completely destroy my mind.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

(gen 2)feraligatr or (gen 3)blaziken or (gen 1)Primeape/mankey. yeah i am dead no mater which one i choose

 

[Cerebral_Assassin]

I would be so excited to actually see Pikachu I would give him a big ol hug and then be shocked to a crispy burnt death.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Flareon. I'm charred to a crisp.

 

[grimgin]

machamp....oh god no four armed *****-slap im doomed all i got is running and if caught crying hopefully he will take pity

 

[dagens24]

I'd just sweep sandshrew out of the house with a broom.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Vaporeon is going to kill me?

Well, I'd feel bad about it, but I'll shoot it and blow its brains apart.

 

[android513]

I don't think anyone's mentioned Lugia. Don't think there's any way to escape a well-places Aeroblast....

 

[Jung_Yul]

Primary: I'm chased down by a unicorn with a fiery mane that can run at over 100 mph - no chance to outrun it - which can then take its pick as to whether to trample me to death with diamond-hard hooves, torch me with its flames, or (just for spice) inject poison via its horn.

Secondary: I find myself paralyzed in a web made of electricity while a gigantic, yellow, 4-legged spider (oi... Gamefreak... SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT LEGS!!!) moves in for its meal...


Yep. Pretty screwed...

 

[Duskflamer]

In the time it took me to type this post I would be either sliced six ways from Sunday by a Gallade, or karate'd to death by a Sawk.

 

[Koshok]

I think my favorite has to be Kabutops. Yeah... I'm pretty much doomed. Wait: how close am I to a shotgun? Nevermind, he's tough: I still die.

 

[Baneat]

Lopunny

Death by Snu-Snu!