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Joshimodo

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Well, I'm fucked. Anybody have a flamethrower to help fight this Scizor, or some kind of tank to battle this Blastoise?
 

Escapefromwhatever

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*Dumps bottle of water on Charmander's tail*

Now I've got a dead Charmander. The question now is whether to donate it to science or go to the taxidermist.
 

NoDamnNames

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If supernatural is to be believed I just need to throw salt at my Gengar

...If that doesn't work......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------
 

Zetsubou^-^

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im not sure this thread works well...

i mean, if pokemon are around, im pretty sure we figured out how to cram them into balls and enslave them. it would be interesting if pokemon attacked their potential captors tho, give pokemon a larger adult following (maturity would still be questionable)

back to the topic, venusaur, so...yeah...
maybe i could do some pokescaping in exchange for the not killing. i'd like to think i take pretty good care of my starters and favorites =D
 

theheroofaction

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And now my house is on fire as I'm running away from 350lbs of dog.

Protip for you guys: never forget to feed the arcanine.
 

Peteron

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Ha! I'm normal typing....screw you Gengar! What are you gonna do about it? Lick me? Oh, wait, you can't!
 

Captain-Giggles

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Peteron said:
Ha! I'm normal typing....screw you Gengar! What are you gonna do about it? Lick me? Oh, wait, you can't!
If he's any sort of Gengar he'd totally Focus Blast you for super effective damage
 

TehCookie

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GameJoker365 said:
TehCookie said:
NuclearPenguin said:
Uzbekistan said:
Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!
Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?
Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).
Suicune is a water type.

Edit: Why would Charmander hurt me?
It knows more ice moves than water so I guessed wrong. Well I still think that's who he meant.
 

Darkauthor81

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Bachuru... errr or as they've been horribly renamed Joltik. Wouldn't kill me. :( He's too cute... Would a 10 cm tall electric spider pokemon be able to produce a fatal shock?

Also, this



I always did think the exp share item looked like doc's mind reading helmet...
 

WorldCritic

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Leave me alone Charizard! I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did wrong!
Yeah, I would be pretty fucked, unless I got a hose or something.
 

Thundero13

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Well Fuck, why couldn't my favorite pokemon been some sort of rape pokemon, ah well death by Pikachu. Oh also I have the worst captcha i've ever had so here's a link: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vut4Hm2Pp8WcCrKexcz3SYSEzVV0aTUUr_xSKtN-A0F_nA4r-4Sebq9CR40wEa_C1Sv6P4RiAoaZXNjbzv2p5sgomIDqHTegq3Nn68GGkj0G96j9722OeiMdlx3efQjguGZpMkA1N1RBe82s5npVTGYDb0sWWQ yeh... thank god for the refresh button
 

Cavouku

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What's my favourite Pokemon again? Something about Strike, or Scythes...

...Wait, why am I... oh shit oh shitohshitohshitohshit-MY TOP HALF IS SLIDING OFF MY BOTTOM HALF!
 

Resetti's_Replicas

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Uh-oh it's Ampharos. But I'm in luck, according to the physics of the Pokemon world (well the TV version anyways), if I wear rubber clothing I can't get shocked. Now we're at a stalemate. I consider Ampharos to be a rational creature, I could probably talk it out of trying to kill me.
 

The Code

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Great. Not only would I be psionically raped by Gardevoir, I'd also get the crap kicked out of me by Lopunny and my dreams devoured by Haunter.
 

Rhade

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Well damn. Drapion has Slash, Dark Slash, Cross Poison and X-Scissor and I seem to be the only target within range. Also I might've shaken his pokeball a bunch to keep him riled up, and lost track of all my other ones when he broke free and knocked me a few car-lengths away.

/flees