Mazty said:
PSP. DS graphics suck. Get over it.
Fair enough. The PSP is superior to the DS in graphics obviously. That doesn't mean that DS graphics suck.
Mazty said:
Have a look on metacritic. The average game is some mange-based retard-o fest' (male crime fighting cheerleaders...the hell?). The ones that aren't are aimed at little kids or someone who has no idea of quality e.g. Advance Wars
Civilisation 2, or Masters of Orion were far better in everyway. How come then on a modern handheld they can't make better games in terms of gameplay? Oh right, the consumers aren't sure on what quality is.
First off, you care what critics say about a game? Sure, critics are a great way to gage wether or not you should at least try out a game, but when have you ever rated the enjoyment you got from a game on a scale? In order to use this argument, you need to say that you agree with every reviewer ever, about any way they rate a game, since you're using a ratings compilation site.
Secondly, the lower rating for the DS can be explained, because yes, it ocasionaly makes shit games. The DS library is huge, and has a lot of third party devolopers, making crappy games. That doesn't mean there still aren't a whole bunch of good games, it just means there are a whole bunch of shit games as well.
And a final question, how Elitist are you? "Consumers aren't sure what quality is?" People aren't idiots who grab mindlessly at shiny things. Most of the time, people buy quality because they see a quality product, weather it be based on cost, durability, overall enjoyment. Your veiws and opions aren't always the best, despite what you may think.
Mazty said:
Head over to Zero Punctuation. Apart from you can't use it at the same time as other controllers, most games have it as a minimap or some other generic use, making it a 2nd screen, not a touchscreen, defeating it's point.
lol at the "Yatzee said so" argument. I'm sure that its possible to make a handheld where I can use both hands to press buttons, and at the same time hold a stylus. You can't use them both because a normal person doesn't have three hands. And once again, you're generalizing. I can say that most games don't use a minimap, and have all the images fliped upside down, and it holds the same amount of truth as your statement.
Mazty said:
And that changes what the critics say how? Even nintendo have stated that it's just for 'messing around with'. Now I ask, who likes to mess around with photos of themselves and make retty borders etc? Little kids, again showing the DS to not be a quality controlled handheld as its consumers have no idea about the concept. They just like pretty things and pokemon.
Are you trying to critizize a system for including a camera, as opposed to the other consoles which have exactly 0? What were you expecting? A 1000 dollar cannon camera?
Mazty said:
Every game is a generalisation, of course they'll be a few good ones, but not enough to warrant it's price considering a PS2 is cheaper, and an old xbox is even cheaper. If people need to do something on the move, read a book - it's better in everyway than visiting a friends virtual farm.
So now the DS is a peice of crap because its portable? Let me reword your argument into something equaly ridiculous:
If people need something to do at
Home read a book - it's better in everyway than visiting a friends virtual farm.
Mazty said:
Think & feel? Hardly. I've played both versions on the DS and came to the conclusion with the rest of my friends that it was a terrible game with little skill & pure idiocy controlling the 'tactics' needed to win. Don't think I've never picked up or played on a DS, of course I have, otherwise this would all be speculative.
Well, if you and your friends think Advance wars is terrible, thats too bad. It still doesn't mean its a bad game, and a reason why the DS sucks. Give me something more than how you *Think and feel* "that it's a terrible game with little skill and pure idiocy" and maybee then I won't point out people who feel the exact opposite. Oh right, they're the consumers who don't know what quality is. :roll:
also, appologies for assuming you haven't played a DS.
Mazty said:
Top down shooters are old, and rhythm games or 2D fighters aren't? How's your logic work on that idea? Obviously people enjoyed it if the reviews were outstanding for it....
2D fighters and rhythm games are still popular as niche genres, that get a few quality games to pump them out a bit. My logic asks: When was the last high profile top down shooter game you heard of? Only one I can think of was GTA: CTW.
Mazty said:
It's the worlds best selling handheld because it'll get little Jimmy to shut the ****** up in the back of a car during the compulsory family trips, and it also is a good idea for the wife from oblivious husbands who can't give flowers & chocs for the nth year running. It's more of a comment on todays society rather than it's quality.
EDIT: Yeah, seems like it is the route that companies are going down to satisfy the casual gamer, and unfortunately, quality does take a toll in those situations.
Did we change arguments? I thought you were talking about how much
All DS games suck, not about the casual gaming market! Oh, but I'll bite.
The casual gaming market isn't destroying the hardcore gaming market. Causal games aren't tailored to appeal to those who play "serious" video games, rather they are aimed at those who wouldn't play games otherwise. There are still the same amount of "Hardcore" games coming out for those who want them, there is just a new, larger market next to it, which is why everyone cries that there aren't enough good games coming out.
I'll be worried when a major "hardcore" company like Bioware or Blizard join together to cancel all projects and make "Kiddy bang party 3"