One last game.

[AlexTheBucket2112]

I had a gun in my mouth yesterday and thought, "Damn, then I'd miss Starcraft 2."

the only thing to take someone off the brink. Starcraft 2.

Picture this:

Cops surrounding the building. Someone's gonna jump...a crowd has gathered to see the gruesome scene. The cops use their last resort:

"sir, if you jusp you'll miss starcraft 2!" After about 6 seconds of supreme scilence someone from the top yells: "he's coming down!"

*crowd cheers*

day saved

Blizzard. Real american heroes.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Morrowind. Because beating the game is immpossible

Here is a link to a speedrun that completes Morrowind (without cheats, trainers or other programs.) in little under 8 minutes. And that's not even the fastest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1IRxTN-_kU

Beating the game goes beyond the story mode. leveling up as far as possible, finding all lockations and everything could take years.

And you're forgetting mods that make everything longer. And I mean everythang

I'd also like to nominate COD W@W. I'd play that on veteran. Because thats also immpossible by oneself. But then again it might make me want to kill myself because of all those godd damn grenades

 

[Pyromanaical]

Half life or Half life2- Yeah Im a Valve Fanboy too.

 

[PublicNuisance]

I would play Mass Effect for PC. if you gotta go it might as well be with your favorite game.

 

[Zacharine]

Morrowind. Because beating the game is immpossible

Here is a link to a speedrun that completes Morrowind (without cheats, trainers or other programs.) in little under 8 minutes. And that's not even the fastest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1IRxTN-_kU

Beating the game goes beyond the story mode. leveling up as far as possible, finding all lockations and everything could take years.

And you're forgetting mods that make everything longer. And I mean everythang

I'd also like to nominate COD W@W. I'd play that on veteran. Because thats also immpossible by oneself. But then again it might make me want to kill myself because of all those godd damn grenades

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you meant 'beating the game' as in 'seeing the end credits after defeating the final boss monster'.

EDIT: Truly, that 'freedom' is one of the reasons I absolutely detest Morrowind. There are zero limits. You can be just as competent a mage, archer, thief, assasin swordsman shieldbearer simultaneously without breaking any game limitations. I hold that to be simply bad design. Morrowind the the wet dream of a powergamer, with the ability to max out every single stat and skill regardless of your characters background, starting abilities or 'profession'.

Add to that the ability to create spells for yourself ("Lookit, I'm jumping over two mountain ranges in a single jump") without corresponding difficulty, enemies or puzzles and we begin to see my reasons for disliking that game. Being able to create the mighty +106 power sword of universal destruction and soul-sucking doom and then having the expertise to swing it better than anyone else inside the gameworld is enough to make it all unchallenging, repetitive and boring.

My apologies for that rant. I just hate games that for no reason at all don't end with the ending credits yet still have a final dungeon, final enemy and resolution to the questions plaquing the main character.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Damn that is a lot of conditions to post on this thread. Ill just say meh to you and your absurd scenario with its snooty list.

Its not really that hard, here -
No neverending games.
The search bar is not a game.
No mmorpgs.
The game has to have a ending.
You cant make your own game.
It has to be finished in one sitting.

Finished in one sitting? :S
Mirrors Edge on hard then... I guess.

Mirrors edge?
Thats probably worse than however they are going to kill you

How so? It was quite an enjoyable game for me, apart from only being 3 hours long
glad i didn't pay $100 for it.

 

[Deleted]

Tetris. I'll make my last game a good one.

 

[Meaty Turtle]

I'd play Bloodwake for XBOX because after having to play through that entire terrible game I would very much welcome death.

(I don't actually remember if that game has an ending, or a story mode. I think so though.)

 

[Satin6T]

the new marvil ultimate alliance game, surrounded by my friends

 

[S-Unleashed]

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Or Twilight Princess.

 

[The87Italians]

Bioshock . Although replaying it isn't as good as the first time, so perhaps not.

Yeah I'd probably play BioShock too.

 

[Velarus]

If I was on my deathbed, it'd have to be FFX for me. No grinding, celestial weapons, or blitzing...just a journey from start to end. Undertone's just right for it too.

 

[spike0918]

As such, I'd say that if I were to choose a game of similar concept, I'd just go with Diablo 2. As much as I'd love for a new game to come along that accomplishes with Diablo did (only better), it just hasn't happened yet.

You know of Borderlands right? FPSRPG with a loot system similar to Diablo, Looks pretty good.

OT: I'd play the first Super Mario Brothers game on the NES. It would be a short game, I remember all of the warp zones. But it would be the best way I could think of ending my life, so much nostalgia.

 

[Pegghead]

One last game ehhh, the Beatles rockband, mainly because I'd rather die to theme of lucy in the sky, then pass out into the night to the tune of silent might (Jee wiz I'm a poet and I don't know it).

 

[LampyLX]

Super Mario World for the SNES. I came into video game existence playing that game and I will leave this existence playing that game.

 

[The Austin]

I would play one last game of Exicution with my mates.

Playing as Anthony Carmine.
With the Lancer.
On the map "Nowhere".

 

[Fightgarr]

Okay, after much deliberation I think I would choose Grim Fandango. The game is in my top 5 most enjoyed games, it has a whole if-after-death-themed atmosphere, its funny and it can be completed in one sitting. Other potential candidates would be Shadow of the Colossus, Final Fantasy Tactics and Chrono Cross. The JRPGs were specifically not chosen for being overly long. SotC just wasn't as good a choice as Grim...

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Duke Nukem Forever. Cause then I would live... forever

Hehe, your post made me imagine a medieval executioner, grinding his axe to perfection whilst he smiles at you. The game devs said it'd be out really soon after all!

Next scene he's still grinding, but with a small beard, finding it hard to keep up his grin.
Next he's swinging his axe angrily whilst being on the phone with the devs.
Still later the axe has complete ground away to a thin metal rod and the executioner is sleeping on the grind stone, long beard and all.
That'd be about a good time to get out of there ;-)

 

[Simalacrum]

Duke Nukem Forever. Cause then I would live... forever

Hehe, your post made me imagine a medieval executioner, grinding his axe to perfection whilst he smiles at you. The game devs said it'd be out really soon after all!

Next scene he's still grinding, but with a small beard, finding it hard to keep up his grin.
Next he's swinging his axe angrily whilst being on the phone with the devs.
Still later the axe has complete ground away to a thin metal rod and the executioner is sleeping on the grind stone, long beard and all.
That'd be about a good time to get out of there ;-)

oh yes, my masterful plan of getting out of the bizzare situation set to me is flawless X3