One of Yahtzee's lines are stuck in my head...

[Macgyvercas]

"This might sound wierd, but hurdy gurdy bobbly boo!"

My favourite one is the one about not going to the beach to get sand kicked in your face or not going to Glasgow to get stabbed, can't remember which video its from.

Does this help?

Minecraft is becoming as popular among computer nerds as a six-button wireless mouse with tits, but I hesitate to call it a "game," strictly speaking. All right, there are skeletons in it that you have to wave a sword at until they stop moving, which would normally characterize a game, but that's not what you're there for, in the same way you don't go to the beach to get sand kicked in your face and you don't go to Glasgow to get your eyes gouged out with broken bottles. No, respectively you go there to build sand castles and purchase heroin.

 

[Chaos James]

Everytime I talk about AC2 I always seem to say the main characters name as "Renaissance man Ezio Auditore de dududumdum"

 

[smartengine]

You've just reminded me that I haven't seen the last few yahtzee shows...

the line is funny as hell

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A quote from him that can be applied at any situation: "This shit will not beat me!"

 

[VoidWanderer]

I still love the following with slight edit from the 2.5D Hoedown 'Splosion Man.

"If you die over and over at a particular checkpoint the game will will pop up a window and ask if you would like to skip this level which I found quite aggravating... now get out of the ****ing way this **** will not beat me."

 

[RuralGamer]

"This might sound wierd, but hurdy gurdy bobbly boo!"

My favourite one is the one about not going to the beach to get sand kicked in your face or not going to Glasgow to get stabbed, can't remember which video its from.

Does this help?

Minecraft is becoming as popular among computer nerds as a six-button wireless mouse with tits, but I hesitate to call it a "game," strictly speaking. All right, there are skeletons in it that you have to wave a sword at until they stop moving, which would normally characterize a game, but that's not what you're there for, in the same way you don't go to the beach to get sand kicked in your face and you don't go to Glasgow to get your eyes gouged out with broken bottles. No, respectively you go there to build sand castles and purchase heroin.

Yes it does, thank you very much; I forgot how hilarious that review was.

 

[Lunar Templar]

The funniest Yahtzee rant probably comes from his Darksider review.

"And what right has War for getting angsty over his life, he's FUCKING war, he's never had to queue up for the jobcenter or pine after next girlfriend who left him for a surfer, he just breaks things! If I war war, and I just hoasted a seven-foot demon up in the air and chopped him in half with a single swing of my sword I wouldn't stand there scowling, I'd go Fuckinh HELL, did anyone see that? I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a MONSTER TRUCKK that walk like a man!"

i had this run threw my head when i started playing Space Marine

but this ones my fave
wich just gose to show, never stick your dick in a pudding, sure it's still good pudding an you can spend all day explaning that, but no ones gonna eat it cuase you stuck your dick in it

 

[Bloedhoest]

"Nothing can unshite the shite". Something like that, forgot what video it comes from.

 

[Manji187]

This game sucks so many dicks it now breathes spunk instead of air. -Kane and Lynch 2 review

How's that for complete obliteration...completely deserved it too.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

You know, you could just put it on Google and it would most likely lead you to the ZERO PUNCTUATION WIKI,a wiki in which some guy does a transcript of EVERY SINGLE ZP.

 

[White Deer]

I don't recall in which video it was,but the phrase was "Woohoo,go team" said sarcastically.I guess it is still in my head because of his accent.

 

[spartandude]

"Like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road, and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear!"

 

[repeating integers]

You know, you could just put it on Google and it would most likely lead you to the ZERO PUNCTUATION WIKI,a wiki in which some guy does a transcript of EVERY SINGLE ZP.

Yahtzee hates that person. He may not even know about that site's existence, but I can already tell he hates him.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

You know, you could just put it on Google and it would most likely lead you to the ZERO PUNCTUATION WIKI,a wiki in which some guy does a transcript of EVERY SINGLE ZP.

Yahtzee hates that person. He may not even know about that site's existence, but I can already tell he hates him.

Actually, I'd be cool to tell him that IRL and see his reaction.

 

[SckizoBoy]

"Nothing can unshite the shite". Something like that, forgot what video it comes from.

I remember that one, it's from Red Faction Guerrilla, when he's reminiscing about the first Red Faction, 'And no amount of emotion *insert something I forgot* can unshite the shite'.

 

[Amgeo]

The funniest Yahtzee rant probably comes from his Darksider review.

"And what right has War for getting angsty over his life, he's FUCKING war, he's never had to queue up for the jobcenter or pine after next girlfriend who left him for a surfer, he just breaks things! If I war war, and I just hoasted a seven-foot demon up in the air and chopped him in half with a single swing of my sword I wouldn't stand there scowling, I'd go FUCKING HELL, did anyone see that? I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a MONSTER TRUCK that walk like a man!"

Yeah, that was great.

 

[Beesejar]

I can't get the limerick from Wolfenstein out of my head

 

[Beesejar]

"Like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road, and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear!"

Ah yes the review for Shadow of the colossus was a great review the first one I ever watched.

 

[leonhax]

THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH. i marvel at the practical aplications of this one line, it turns girlfriends into ex's thanks yatzee