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Boyninja616 said:
Fuck me, that's a really nice Red car!

Megacherv said:
Red Bomb said:
ya brudda, ay juss gat dis sweet-asss fya red cyar. Maaan dis is some bareshite ryt herre.


A beer for anyone who can 1) pronounce it and 2) guess where Im from/live.
1) Yes
2) Either the 'ghetto', or Marsh in Huddersfield
1) Yeah
2) You're an Aussie living in Barbados!
Wait, who, me?
 

asgardmothership

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If I were to tell you something, wholly based on my senses perhaps it would be that before me is a car, but who knows whether it exists, or whether it is instead a figment of my imagination, or worse still the fabrication of a malevolent deamon, who has placed before me the image of a car to misdirect me. Under such a circumstance, we might ask; why would it do such a thing, can we assign it motivation? Purpose? Can we continue with our lives knowing that nothing before us may be real?

The car appears to be red, but what do we understand by the colour red? Can red be corroborated by others? Do they see what we see? Red is an arbitrary assignment of a particular lightwave reflection, but when does red end and pink begin? The object itself has no colour, it reflects light at a certain wavelength and thus it is our own senses which assign it colour. Thus, is our world a construct of our own mind, how much do we fabricate and how much is derived from reality?

That's how a philosophy student says it, homey.

Edit:- I am also a literature student so....

I want you to imagine that my car is before you, this car is red. Now, let's analyse this in more detail. Saying that it is my car implies a concept of ownership, perhaps then we can infer that I come from a society where this concept is widely agreed upon. Further, we can assert certain things about my character from the fact I own this car, that it is red. I am well enough off, or indeed I have parents with the capictiy to buy it. Further, it is red, now, perhaps I chose this colour to predispose you to my agressive masculinity, the redness a bold, unreserved colour indicating my unashamed manner.

Going deeper, perhaps we could claim that this "redness" is infact a metaphor for blood. Within this context it is certainly indicated to be "my" blood, but does that mean that I am dangerous? Is it a representation of imperialism? The dominance of the rich over the poor? Perhaps even we could assert an analogue to menstrual blood, indicating themes of virginity, virility and the taking of something. Indeed, this is further reinforced by the original concept of ownership, in "taking" it implies that there was something that was originally owned by someone, appropriated by me.

I could go on... and on.... and on... I have to fill 2000 words alot.
 

esperandote

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Mi auto es rojo, es ese que está ahi.

I tweaked it a little bit.

If the sentence was open i would have said

Pero mira nada más que chico más guapo
 

DeepComet5581

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Megacherv said:
Boyninja616 said:
Fuck me, that's a really nice Red car!

Megacherv said:
Red Bomb said:
ya brudda, ay juss gat dis sweet-asss fya red cyar. Maaan dis is some bareshite ryt herre.


A beer for anyone who can 1) pronounce it and 2) guess where Im from/live.
1) Yes
2) Either the 'ghetto', or Marsh in Huddersfield
1) Yeah
2) You're an Aussie living in Barbados!
Wait, who, me?
No, her. I couldn't be bothered to click the first page.
 

darthotaku

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wisdom_seeker said:
darthotaku said:
Dr. Whiggs said:
darthotaku said:
this is my red car, eh.
Im canadian, eh.
Then how the heck did you forget the question mark on "eh"? You're no Canajun, to me, mister!
eh can be used as opening a statement, a question, a form of address and many other things, guy. now if you'll excuse me im gonna go drink a double double and tell some Americans that we have pet polar bears up here.
Don't forget, however, that our primary mode of transport is the dogsled, something we must always ride to our daily hockey practices. And my dogsled's red, too, eh.

But to go back to the original topic, though I was Canadian-born, my folks are not, so I think this is right:
Ito ang aking pulang kotse.
Eh.
Also remember that the further south you go the more they believe. Texans can be convinced that our leader is a giant beaver named "The Grand Boo-Bah" and that the temperature is never above absolute zero in the 3 days of summer we have.
I have also heard tales of people from New York coming up to ski in July.
 

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C'est ma voiture rouge.

Oh who am I kidding, French is my second language.

Mine, this red car is.
 

MasterSplinter

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scrambledeggs said:
Esta mi coche rojo
Wrong.
That is approximately "Red my car be" i say aproximately because it isn't even that, there are gramatical errors.

esperandote said:
Mi auto es rojo, es ese que está ahi.

I tweaked it a little bit.

If the sentence was open i would have said

Pero mira nada más que chico más guapo
Ahora si sale algo mejor.

This is correctly written but has been innecesarily stretched

The best spanish (castellano) translation is:
This is my red car: Este es mi auto/coche rojo.

Mierda, tardamos 4 paginas en aparecer gente de habla hispana como lengua materna.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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"That's my red car."
Hmph. This is nowhere near as interesting as the "Type your accent" thread.

"Tha's muy re' caer."
There. Now I'm not just another of the hundreds of "This is my red car." people.
 

MintyNinja

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This is my red car.
Ca mon auto rouge.

Not a native French speaker but I know it enough to get around.
 

zehydra

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This is my red car.

Not my native language, but: これは私の赤い車です。 or something like that
 

Atmos Duality

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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Good grief, English can be fucking stupid at times.

Oh, well. I actually do own a red car, so...

"This is my red car. Cheap, isn't it?"
 

KiLl_RoY

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Este es mi auto rojo. Thats said in spanish, but here in chile, we speak like shit so i would normaly say:
"Esa wea roja de ai e mi auto"