one sentence to save your life.
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OR...
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Something to baffle them with as my make my escape via rope ladder hanging from a passing helicopter...
OR...
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Something to baffle them with as my make my escape via rope ladder hanging from a passing helicopter...
"Oh My God! Steve! Is that you? I haven't seen you since middle school! How have you been?"
(and pray to God one of them is named Steve)
(and pray to God one of them is named Steve)
I would take my wallet, raise it up, then proceed to throw it on the ground shouting; Pikachu, I choose you!!!!
(Fun fact: I saw it RL. It works
)
(Fun fact: I saw it RL. It works
)
"What is the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!" *runs away while they're distracted*
Well this is more of a paragraph but whatever.
I would say with a completely straight face, very emotional:
"Dig if you will the picture, you and I engaged in a kiss, the sweat of your body covers me, can you my darling, can you picture this, dream if you can a courtyard, an oceon of violets in bloom, animals strike curious poses, they feel the heat the heat between me and you."
(At this point I would then run up to one of them and grap onto one his lapel)
"How could you just leave me standing, alone in a world that's so cold, so cold, maybe I'm just too demanding, maybe I'm just like my father, too bold, maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied, she's never satisfied, whay do we scream at each other, this is what it sounds like *starts crying* when doves cry".
Perhaps that would be so heartfelt and emotional *sniggers* that they would lay down their weapons, see just how wrong they were and join me in emaculate chorus.
I would say with a completely straight face, very emotional:
"Dig if you will the picture, you and I engaged in a kiss, the sweat of your body covers me, can you my darling, can you picture this, dream if you can a courtyard, an oceon of violets in bloom, animals strike curious poses, they feel the heat the heat between me and you."
(At this point I would then run up to one of them and grap onto one his lapel)
"How could you just leave me standing, alone in a world that's so cold, so cold, maybe I'm just too demanding, maybe I'm just like my father, too bold, maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied, she's never satisfied, whay do we scream at each other, this is what it sounds like *starts crying* when doves cry".
Perhaps that would be so heartfelt and emotional *sniggers* that they would lay down their weapons, see just how wrong they were and join me in emaculate chorus.
