one sentence to save your life.

[SpaceSpork]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

 

[Lilani]

"What the hell is that?!" Marty McFly style.

 

[neoontime]

"You idiots!" I then point behind them. "Don't you see that I'm getting away".
Then I disappear saying "It was an optical illusion."

 

[XxSummonerxX]

sudo commit suicide.

 

[FogHornG36]

I would stick my hands in my shirt and go "OHHHH I'VE GOT GIRL BOOBS"
or
"Don't threaten me with a good time!"

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you can imagine.

That'll mess with their heads.

 

[II2]

Whoa, WHOA! Be cool man - it was THAT GUY *fingers*

 

[imongoose]

"how did you fall for that? really? poor bastard... "
followed by early onset pseudo-stockholm syndrome maybe.

or, in reality, "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@#!@#@#$"

 

[Flauros]

Hahhahahaha, You think this is the real Flauros?

 

[Nexus4]

"fuck you"

 

[Blackflame140]

(Lift finger and point) He did it.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"Before I die, it needs to be said that one of you four is in fact working for the other side"
Then take a walk out of the place as they bicker.
If that doesn't work, pull out photoshopped pictures of them. Should help

 

[Paksenarrion]

"That was fun! Ok, now *you guys* run."

 

[icyfresh]

DONT. DO IT... ILL PHONE CHILDRENS AID

 

[EGtodd09]

Panic! Chaos! What is this!?
To help cut down on killing sprees, we're doing spot check captchas on murders. These help prevent psychopaths from being able to kill. Please complete the captcha to the left to shoot. Sorry for the inconvenience!

It certainly slowed me down.

 

[Lawllerskater]

Don't kill me.


C'mon guys, it's an easy question.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

it's cliche but, "you wouldn't hit a man with glasses would you??"

 

[megamabu]

"I own a horse." and then they just leave.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

lawl morrowind reference

Hmm, personally? I'd say "Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was, a salted!" and while they are looking at me like "WTF?" I'd groin em and run.

 

[Leg End]

"Come at me bro."

Fucking bring it you human waste, I can destroy you with a snap of mah fingah. >.>