one sentence to save your life.
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Look at my watch and in a thick southern accent:
"Well wouldn't you know it boys, it's three o'clock. The ol' ball n' chain will have my supper ready in no less than 15 minutes. Now, I'd love if you could join me, but me ma's in town and she doesn't like your kind, she think's you're too rough fo' her middle class origins. I'll have to catch up with you later on, maybe grab a drink in the ol' local. We'll be seeing you boys, goodbye."
Given, it's more than one sentence, but it'll be some weird last words if'n it doesn't get me out of that bad situation.
"Well wouldn't you know it boys, it's three o'clock. The ol' ball n' chain will have my supper ready in no less than 15 minutes. Now, I'd love if you could join me, but me ma's in town and she doesn't like your kind, she think's you're too rough fo' her middle class origins. I'll have to catch up with you later on, maybe grab a drink in the ol' local. We'll be seeing you boys, goodbye."
Given, it's more than one sentence, but it'll be some weird last words if'n it doesn't get me out of that bad situation.
You are the almighty master of this thread.Leemaster777 said:
OT: I would probably pretend to start coughing violently, screaming "OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!?", hopefully feigning that I have some horrific disease, and run through them. If all works out, they'll run away from me and I can escape.
"Hey, Caboose, the guys that are threatning me are on our side, and want you to help them."
Most likely, Caboose would end up killing all of them for me.
(RvB fans will get this)
OR
"Requiescat en Pace" *activate Hidden Blades*
If there's one thing that Assassins' Creed has taught us, it's that any number of people seeking to rob or murder you can be easily dispatched with the help of a retractable wrist-blade!
OR
"Lemme make you an offer you can't refuse."
This ALWAYS ends badly for whoever's on the recieving end of this.
OR
"Have fun!" *throw Plasma Grenade*
Those are fun.
Most likely, Caboose would end up killing all of them for me.
(RvB fans will get this)
OR
"Requiescat en Pace" *activate Hidden Blades*
If there's one thing that Assassins' Creed has taught us, it's that any number of people seeking to rob or murder you can be easily dispatched with the help of a retractable wrist-blade!
OR
"Lemme make you an offer you can't refuse."
This ALWAYS ends badly for whoever's on the recieving end of this.
OR
"Have fun!" *throw Plasma Grenade*
Those are fun.
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine"..... Wait that wouldn't work.
How about "Look Bananas, Everywhere!!!"
How about "Look Bananas, Everywhere!!!"
"If you kill me now, you will experience the wrath of 4chan for all eternity."
No one is crazy enough to risk fighting against 4chan. NO ONE!
No one is crazy enough to risk fighting against 4chan. NO ONE!
"LOOK! A distraction!"
or
"Fast Zombie!"
or
"Imagine for a moment that there are no hypothetical situations"
or
"No, no ,no... It's rabbit season! Shoot him! *points*"
or
"Fast Zombie!"
or
"Imagine for a moment that there are no hypothetical situations"
or
"No, no ,no... It's rabbit season! Shoot him! *points*"
"I count myself lucky, nay, honored to be hunted down by talented gentlemen - intelligent, frontiersman - like yourselves, and I would also like to say that I tip my hat to the murder you are about to commit and bow to your superiori-"
Finally my pet T-Rex comes and tears them apart.
Finally my pet T-Rex comes and tears them apart.