one sentence to save your life.

[Duffeknol]

Put the weapon down, you are under arrest.

 

[Grond Strong]

A monkey is gonna jump out your ass. (strawberries for reference)

Bruce Almighty. But no strawberries please, 100 million dollars will suffice.

 

[Canid117]

"If any of you get any closer, I'm gonna throw my shit at you!"

I would then proceed to drop my pants and start shitting right there in the alley. So they know SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

And then the police try to explain why there is a body in an alley that is riddled with bullets and covered in his own shit.

 

[brodie21]

RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!

hopefully they just stop for a second and go 'WTF?'

 

[Evilbunny]

I throw my telescope in the air sometimes, singing ayyyyyyyo, I'm Galileo.

 

[Nihlus2]

"Before you kill me, you just first answer these riddles three!"

 

[UbarElite]

*Places hand over ear, as though communicating to unknown third party.* "Distraction complete, get to work."

Or perhaps just, "Look! A distraction!"

 

[v3n0mat3]

ROAR at them. They'll run in fear.

 

[Shadow_Bunnies]

"What the heck is that?"
It worked every time in Back to the Future, so I should be fine.

 

[Layzor]

Stop being dicks.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'You idiots, you're not going to turn me in for the bounty?!'
That should help to convince them that there's some sort of reward for keeping me alive. I'll have plenty of oppourtunity's to craft an escape in the time it'll take them to get me to the nearest city or wherever.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[mr-fix_it]

A monkey is gonna jump out your ass. (strawberries for reference)

Bruce Almighty. But no strawberries please, 100 million dollars will suffice.

Spoiler: This is your reward

 

[pffh]

"OH YEAH"

And then I burst through the wall and keep running while they enjoy their tasty kool-aid

 

[Feralcentaur]

"Wait, I have something you might want! It's... *flees*"

 

[Kurokami]

Alright, so say you're running away from generic bad guys, now you're up against the wall, you have time to say on sentence to save you whether by buying you time, confusing them, distracting them or convincing them not to fight.

So, what is it?

"Tag, okay now you're it"

Seriously I need more context than that, in one game I constantly lie my ass off in order to have people killing each other rather than me so it really depends on if I know exactly what it is they want.

oooh, maybe "Did you see that...? Wait here, I'll go check it out..." this is assuming it's post apocalyptic and people are used to seeing scary shit.

 

[Zantos]

Quick, tell me the whole plan!

 

[Tsaba]

Well, I would simply say....
mahna mahna

 

[Rakeon]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[FatherSpleen]

"Where are those goddamn oreos?!"