one sentence to save your life.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"I'm the doctor."

 

[chiefohara]

don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when im angry

 

[Stalk3rchief]

"Okay fine, I'll show you where I stashed the money!"

Not having any money this should get their attention, and leading them to said destination I'll have time to think up an escape.

 

[theheroofaction]

snip

That's to say what the next part of the plan is, not to show what they would say.

 

[Trenya]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

Haha yes! That never fails.

I'd tell them an impossible riddle, then remind them that they will never know the answer if they kill me.

 

[EmpressZombiKitty]

"If any of you get any closer, I'm gonna throw my shit at you!"

I would then proceed to drop my pants and start shitting right there in the alley. So they know SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

lol, did you watch Kevin Hart's comedy special, too?

I'm going to assume that's a comedian, but I've never heard of him.

So I'm going to say "no" on that one.

Yeah, he's a comedian. He said he would do the same thing because he couldn't fight. That the gunman would probably put his weapon down so that you would do the same.

 

[the rye]

"Just do it, i dont care anymore"
Ill let the fates decide if this works or not

 

[Vilcus]

If he has a knife: My blood is acid, and my blood pressure is insanely high.

If he has a gun: I see you have hollow points in there (lol I stole that).

If he has no weapon: ...nothing because I just beat him to death.

 

[RoBi3.0]

"I'm the doctor."

Wins thread!

 

[spartan231490]

Alright, so say you're running away from generic bad guys, now you're up against the wall, you have time to say on sentence to save you whether by buying you time, confusing them, distracting them or convincing them not to fight.

So, what is it?

*looks up over their heads and get's a really depressed look on face* That damned dragon keeps singeing my eyebrows.

 

[sheah1]

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[shadyh8er]

"If any of you get any closer, I'm gonna throw my shit at you!"

OT: "Is that a demonic duck of some sort?"

Spoiler

Really?!

 

[sylekage]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?! (while they're confused) ONE! (punch) TWO! (shot to the nuts) THREE! (neck snapping motion)!" Then book it.

 

[OctoH]

"Wait; don't touch the butter!"

Then just start shooting.

 

[BioHazardMan]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

I see what you did there (Morrowind)

 

[Ace of Spades]

"I am ready for my martyrdom."

Cookie to those who know what I'm referencing

 

[Scarim Coral]

Either-
What the hell is that??!! (Sorry but that is a instant classic quote from Back to the Future.)

Or

Let go and grab a pint, we can settle this peacefully.

 

[SaunaKalja]

Flatlander Woman.

 

[madriani]

I'd tell them the world's most useless random fact: "The world's longest underwater game of Monopoly lasted for 3 months."
It might not stop them, but it should confuse them for a few seconds.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

"Being too old? Try it new."
You know what it means..
You know.