Only in video games...
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Only in video games can your world be a complete shambles with cars floating around or going through walls, head shots not quite hitting thier targets, the world freezes and you have to reset your entire life, there not be enough save points so that if you happen to get run over while chasing your brother you can reload where you weren't dead, only for your governement to apologise and fix your country with countless patches.
Only in video games do you see the big GAME OVER when you die..........actually I can't confirm this considering I have never been dead, but you get the idea.
Only in video games do you get to enter a tournament filled with hot women who want to shag you and don't mind you seeing them half naked without the slightest bit of embarrasment.
Only in video games can you go on an entire adventure, kill countless creatures, save countless princesses, avoid countless glitches, refuse to climb over knee high walls, crash into walls and not see a scratch on your car, have spikey hair and be considered cool, save the world, save the universe, save all four of sapce time continuums, defeating the gods while you are at it, shagging a god, destroy every monster you are presented with with relative ease, jump on somethings head and kill it, have lives upon lives, die several times and still be alive, find bullets, guns and health everywhere, etc etc etc AND NOT BLOODY ONCE, NOT ONE SINGLE TIME STOP TO HAVE A SHOWER, EAT, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND CALL THE FAMILY / GIRLFRIEND TO SEE HOW THEY ARE DOING. Ludicrous, I tell you, absoulutely ludicrous. They must stink and be anorexic.
Speaking of which:
Only in anime will you have a complete conversation with someone in the middle of a fight, see it as important to collect your playing cards from an inferno and spend an entire day screaming to tense your muscles, only to look not that much different afterwards
Only in video games do you see the big GAME OVER when you die..........actually I can't confirm this considering I have never been dead, but you get the idea.
Only in video games do you get to enter a tournament filled with hot women who want to shag you and don't mind you seeing them half naked without the slightest bit of embarrasment.
Only in video games can you go on an entire adventure, kill countless creatures, save countless princesses, avoid countless glitches, refuse to climb over knee high walls, crash into walls and not see a scratch on your car, have spikey hair and be considered cool, save the world, save the universe, save all four of sapce time continuums, defeating the gods while you are at it, shagging a god, destroy every monster you are presented with with relative ease, jump on somethings head and kill it, have lives upon lives, die several times and still be alive, find bullets, guns and health everywhere, etc etc etc AND NOT BLOODY ONCE, NOT ONE SINGLE TIME STOP TO HAVE A SHOWER, EAT, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND CALL THE FAMILY / GIRLFRIEND TO SEE HOW THEY ARE DOING. Ludicrous, I tell you, absoulutely ludicrous. They must stink and be anorexic.
Speaking of which:
Only in anime will you have a complete conversation with someone in the middle of a fight, see it as important to collect your playing cards from an inferno and spend an entire day screaming to tense your muscles, only to look not that much different afterwards
Only in video games can you fit your horse, riding dinosaur, riding dragon, and a sword the length of your body into a backpack.
Gasp! But I thought that was CoD!pulse2 said:Ex-bloody-xactly lolAnAngryMoose said:
At least 'Sims' realises that characters are only human
/sarcasm.
Only in video games youll have someone come rushing you with a machine gun from 50 yards, then have him be standing right behind you seconds latter as a result of lag.
Only in video games can you pause time and space itself at any moment... while you go off to get another can of mountain dew...
Only in video games can you leave combat in the middle of a firefight because your angry that your being killed so much.
I'll think of some more. :]
Only in video games can you pause time and space itself at any moment... while you go off to get another can of mountain dew...
Only in video games can you leave combat in the middle of a firefight because your angry that your being killed so much.
I'll think of some more. :]
Only in video games you can be grabbed by a Iron Maiden (RE4) have spikes shoved through your body and still manage to escape on a water jet
Only in video games a white man can pretend he is black, call you a N, bone your mother, call you gay, and still think he is awesome. All while sitting on his banana chair in his mothers basement
Only in video games a white man can pretend he is black, call you a N, bone your mother, call you gay, and still think he is awesome. All while sitting on his banana chair in his mothers basement
Only in video games can you freeze time whilst changing clothing or weapon or rearranging your fork collection.
Only in video games can eating or a good night's (or hour's) sleep cure the most grave of injuries.
Only in video games can you lose your criminal reputation by tearing down one of the many Wanted posters bearing your face.
Only in video games can boots that are heavy enough to weigh you down in raging blizzards weigh next to nothing when removed from your feet.
Only in video games can you seduce turians.
Only in video games can eating or a good night's (or hour's) sleep cure the most grave of injuries.
Only in video games can you lose your criminal reputation by tearing down one of the many Wanted posters bearing your face.
Only in video games can boots that are heavy enough to weigh you down in raging blizzards weigh next to nothing when removed from your feet.
Only in video games can you seduce turians.
"Judges...no sir they say Kirk seduced turians on Star Trek" better luck next time...lolrevolutionaification said:
