Unless you're a Buddhist.Noble Cookie said:
Only in video games can an oversized key kill monsters.
Only in video games...
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Only in video games can an oversized key kill monsters.
Only in videogames can you carry multiple equipment, food, clothing, medicine, ammunition and weapons with some kind of invisible massive backpack and the character isn't affected in anyway.
Only in video games can your world be a complete shambles with cars floating around or going through walls, head shots not quite hitting thier targets, the world freezes and you have to reset your entire life, there not be enough save points so that if you happen to get run over while chasing your brother you can reload where you weren't dead, only for your governement to apologise and fix your country with countless patches.
Only in video games do you see the big GAME OVER when you die..........actually I can't confirm this considering I have never been dead, but you get the idea.
Only in video games do you get to enter a tournament filled with hot women who want to shag you and don't mind you seeing them half naked without the slightest bit of embarrasment.
Only in video games can you go on an entire adventure, kill countless creatures, save countless princesses, avoid countless glitches, refuse to climb over knee high walls, crash into walls and not see a scratch on your car, have spikey hair and be considered cool, save the world, save the universe, save all four of sapce time continuums, defeating the gods while you are at it, shagging a god, destroy every monster you are presented with with relative ease, jump on somethings head and kill it, have lives upon lives, die several times and still be alive, find bullets, guns and health everywhere, etc etc etc AND NOT BLOODY ONCE, NOT ONE SINGLE TIME STOP TO HAVE A SHOWER, EAT, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND CALL THE FAMILY / GIRLFRIEND TO SEE HOW THEY ARE DOING. Ludicrous, I tell you, absoulutely ludicrous. They must stink and be anorexic.
Speaking of which:
Only in anime will you have a complete conversation with someone in the middle of a fight, see it as important to collect your playing cards from an inferno and spend an entire day screaming to tense your muscles, only to look not that much different afterwards
Only in video games do you see the big GAME OVER when you die..........actually I can't confirm this considering I have never been dead, but you get the idea.
Only in video games do you get to enter a tournament filled with hot women who want to shag you and don't mind you seeing them half naked without the slightest bit of embarrasment.
Only in video games can you go on an entire adventure, kill countless creatures, save countless princesses, avoid countless glitches, refuse to climb over knee high walls, crash into walls and not see a scratch on your car, have spikey hair and be considered cool, save the world, save the universe, save all four of sapce time continuums, defeating the gods while you are at it, shagging a god, destroy every monster you are presented with with relative ease, jump on somethings head and kill it, have lives upon lives, die several times and still be alive, find bullets, guns and health everywhere, etc etc etc AND NOT BLOODY ONCE, NOT ONE SINGLE TIME STOP TO HAVE A SHOWER, EAT, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND CALL THE FAMILY / GIRLFRIEND TO SEE HOW THEY ARE DOING. Ludicrous, I tell you, absoulutely ludicrous. They must stink and be anorexic.
Speaking of which:
Only in anime will you have a complete conversation with someone in the middle of a fight, see it as important to collect your playing cards from an inferno and spend an entire day screaming to tense your muscles, only to look not that much different afterwards
Only in video games can you fit your horse, riding dinosaur, riding dragon, and a sword the length of your body into a backpack.
Gasp! But I thought that was CoD!pulse2 said:Ex-bloody-xactly lolAnAngryMoose said:
At least 'Sims' realises that characters are only human
/sarcasm.