Only in video games...

[scorptatious]

Only in video games you can respawn after you die.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Only in videogames can a multibillion dollar conglomorate corporation be brought down by some dude who can street fight.

 

[noble cookie]

Only in video games can you respawn.

.............

What?
It's true.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Only in video games can you go through countless situations of what the fuckery, pant-wetting scares and conversations with women without ever uttering a word or ever loosing your poker face.

 

[C117]

Only in videogames can the bad guy become MORE powerful after getting beaten up a bit.

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

Only in video games can a woman wear an article that is armor, offers great protection, and only covers 25% of her skin.

 

[Dead_Man]

Only in video games can you get shot and hide behind cover and you will fully heal with no ill effects

 

[BENZOOKA]

Only in video games can you think of getting up from your chair whilst running.

 

[moretimethansense]

Only in video games where 1 man in a power suit can kill countless aliens without any help

Only in video games where you can just from a 4 story building to assassinate someone without breaking a bone

Only in video games where having a plastic guitar can make you famous

Lets keep this going shell we?

Sorry but the first two I've seen in a number of other media, Primarily Anime.

Only in games can an actually normal soldier recover from bullet wounds by sitting behind a low wall.

Only in games can an apparently normal soldier heal from severe physical trauma and bullet wounds by absorbing a med-kit through their feet.

Only in games can a single pg 13 sex scene cause mass hysteria.

 

[Woodsey]

Only in a video game can a super-human clone walk around with a barcode on the back of his head and assassinate people while dressed as Santa.

 

[TheWizzerd]

Only in video games can a cat be used as a silencer.

 

[MrJoyless]

only in video games can 12 year olds save the world

only in video games can pre teens command respect from anyone older than them

only in video games you can get shot...hide...and get better in a few seconds

only in video games you can shoot a rocket at your feet and jump at the same time to increase your jump height

 

[Geekosaurus]

Only in video games can skinny blond emos swinging swords the size of aircraft wings be considered cool~

Technically that would be video games and anime.

 

[The Night Shade]

Only in videogames you can load parts of your life

 

[[.redacted]]

Only in video games can life be this awesome.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Only in video games can you respawn.

.............

What?
It's true.

Unless you're a Buddhist.

Only in video games can an oversized key kill monsters.

 

[imnot]

only in videogames can you break the majority on the bones in your body, become horribly crippled, drink a bit of 'medicine' and be all better instantly.
Any RPG ever made in the history of the world

Only in a videogame can a throwing knife be more powerful than a 105mm explosive round fired from an ac-130.
MW2?

Only in videogames can you have the entire fucking army chasing you through the street, then get your car sprayed a different colour (while they watch) and have them all instantly forget about you.
GTA

Only in videogames can you be beaten to a bloody pulp, then regenerate completely by hiding behind a wooden box for a few seconds
most shooters

Only in videogames can you fit an entire shark in your hand, the eat it in 1 bite.

Only in videogames can you carry 99Kg of weight and run around happily, then pick up a piece of grass and be instantly crushed under the weight.
Oblivion/Fallout

anybody get the references?

 

[Flamezdudes]

Only in videogames can you carry multiple equipment, food, clothing, medicine, ammunition and weapons with some kind of invisible massive backpack and the character isn't affected in anyway.

 

[Casual Shinji]

OT: Only in video games can 99% of the male population be the size of a brick shit house, and 99.9% of the female population consist of brooms with well placed watermelons nailed to them.

How do you nail watermelons to a broom? I'd use duct tape myself.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Only in video games can you run and kick at the same time