Only in video games...

NewYork_Comedian

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Only in video games youll have someone come rushing you with a machine gun from 50 yards, then have him be standing right behind you seconds latter as a result of lag.

Only in video games can you pause time and space itself at any moment... while you go off to get another can of mountain dew...

Only in video games can you leave combat in the middle of a firefight because your angry that your being killed so much.


I'll think of some more. :]
 

The Common Hours

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Only in video games you can be grabbed by a Iron Maiden (RE4) have spikes shoved through your body and still manage to escape on a water jet

Only in video games a white man can pretend he is black, call you a N, bone your mother, call you gay, and still think he is awesome. All while sitting on his banana chair in his mothers basement
 
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Only in video games can you freeze time whilst changing clothing or weapon or rearranging your fork collection.

Only in video games can eating or a good night's (or hour's) sleep cure the most grave of injuries.

Only in video games can you lose your criminal reputation by tearing down one of the many Wanted posters bearing your face.

Only in video games can boots that are heavy enough to weigh you down in raging blizzards weigh next to nothing when removed from your feet.

Only in video games can you seduce turians.
 

ColeBarrett

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revolutionaification said:
Only in video games can you freeze time whilst changing clothing or weapon or rearranging your fork collection.

Only in video games can eating or a good night's (or hour's) sleep cure the most grave of injuries.

Only in video games can you lose your criminal reputation by tearing down one of the many Wanted posters bearing your face.

Only in video games can boots that are heavy enough to weigh you down in raging blizzards weigh next to nothing when removed from your feet.

Only in video games can you seduce turians.
"Judges...no sir they say Kirk seduced turians on Star Trek" better luck next time...lol
 

CheckD3

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Only in video games can you predict the future through the act of death

Only in video games can you be a football star and a war veteran more than once and in many different settings, in different time periods and from different sides