Ooh, spiffy

[headshotcatcher]

Today, while taking a bath (and not wanting to get my hands wet as I was texting people) I applied shampoo to my hair

With my biceps

FUCK YEAH

What's the manliest random thing you've ever done (or wanted to do?)

This also applies to girls ofcourse xD

 

[Jonny49]

I pick up stuff off the floor with my feet while standing sometimes. Not exactly the most manliest or amazing thing in the world, but somehow satisfying.

 

[arc101]

Have been able to apply my shampoo with my penis... not really, oh well, I can dream can't I?

Can juggle soap with my feet

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Today, while taking a bath (and not wanting to get my hands wet as I was texting people) I applied shampoo to my hair

With my biceps

FUCK YEAH

What's the manliest random thing you've ever done (or wanted to do?)

This also applies to girls ofcourse xD

Yesterday I'd printed off a picture which I've recently began constantly showing to my mate because it's weird and I personally find it hilarious. Whilst walking up to him he grabbed the top half and ripped it. Then for some reason my other mate started winding me up, challenging me to a fight (not serious, of course) so I said 'Ok, fine' and as I walked up to him I scrunched up the paper in my hand and tossed it backwards over my shoulder, resulting in it landing perfectly in the bin. Needless to say, I stopped and asked if "anyone fuckin' saw that". Luckily they did.
I guess it's not really that manly to be honest.

 

[KhaineII]

I once punched some guy off his motorcycle at school.

He was just getting rolling and I ran full tilt and punched him right clean off of it.

 

[ArcWinter]

I jumped out of a window and rolled, then jumped up. It was fun, but not that manly.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Being a man.

/thread

 

[Distorted Stu]

Smashed 6 planes of glass, a floresant light, inch thick ice over my head and head butted my friend for lulz. People were amazed at my hard head and we were doing bets what i could break...

 

[headshotcatcher]

Have been able to apply my shampoo with my penis... not really, oh well, I can dream can't I?

Can juggle soap with my feet

One can only dream.. The second thing is quite impressive though

Yesterday I'd printed off a picture which I've recently began constantly showing to my mate because it's weird and I personally find it hilarious. Whilst walking up to him he grabbed the top half and ripped it. Then for some reason my other mate started winding me up, challenging me to a fight (not serious, of course) so I said 'Ok, fine' and as I walked up to him I scrunched up the paper in my hand and tossed it backwards over my shoulder, resulting in it landing perfectly in the bin. Needless to say, I stopped and asked if "anyone fuckin' saw that". Luckily they did.
I guess it's not really that manly to be honest.

Ah the old lucky toss, a friend of mine once had that with a football, a boot and a basketball goal ring thingy 60 yards away

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Ah the old lucky toss, a friend of mine once had that with a football, a boot and a basketball goal ring thingy 60 yards away

D'owww it appears I've been story-topped
I'll be back...maybe not in this thread, but I'll be back...

 

[teisjm]

once when i was walking home drunk from a party and i had to take a piss, i whipped the trouser-snake out while turnign aroudn and started walkign backwards while pissing, so i could kepe up with the others.

I assume we all agree that stupid and immature is manly... right?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Have been able to apply my shampoo with my penis... not really, oh well, I can dream can't I?

Yes........."shampoo".....

 

[nezroy]

Today, while taking a bath (and not wanting to get my hands wet as I was texting people) I applied shampoo to my hair

You were taking a bath instead of a shower, and you were texting people while naked?

Using your biceps barely gets you back to the "gender neutral" line in this situation.

Were there bubbles and scent-candles in the bath too, my little girlie-man?

 

[Godavari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
I do these every day.

 

[dududf]

I do these every day.

Here yeah go, Fixed it for yeah.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I've been obsessed recently with throwing my pen in the air and catching it the other way around, like throwing a knife in the same manner and catching it inversely. I don't know why, I just feel cool when I do it. I don't look cool however.

 

[dududf]

Knife throwing.

It may only hit properly 1/12 times, but DAMN its satisfying when I do 3 quickly and consecutively.

After that ofc, I'm jinxed for the rest of the day XD

 

[RanD00M]

I once punched some guy off his motorcycle at school.

He was just getting rolling and I ran full tilt and punched him right clean off of it.

Why on earth did you do that?

 

[scrambledeggs]

This thread is full of a whole lot of win.

 

[CobaltBomber]

I once threw some asshole into his windshield. Got sued too.

I won...