Ooh, spiffy

[Voodoomancer]

Have been able to apply my shampoo with my penis... not really, oh well, I can dream can't I?

Yes........."shampoo".....

IMAGE. BAD.

PAIN.

NEED.BRAIN.WIPE.

*puts on black shades*

*takes out a small device*

:: Flash! ::

You never read that comment...

 

[Caligulove]

I made a guy look like an asshole in front of his girlfriend.

and thats how I met my 2nd college girlfriend

 

[Spaghetti]

I got in touch with my feelings and wept while watching a movie. I was wearing a pink shirt. Hell yea.



...Yea, I haven't done anything particularly "manly"

 

[Insanum]

I once punched some guy off his motorcycle at school.

He was just getting rolling and I ran full tilt and punched him right clean off of it.

Wait...Why?

OT: Done many a motorcycle mile & im a good racer (track races, Street races are for idiots)

 

[Wadders]

Hmm, I'm not too good at manly. I do have my moments tough.

About year ago in the autumn/ early winter, me and a mate were in the forest near his grandma's house collecting firewood for his grandma. In the middle of the forest there is a small river thats carved out a steep ravine type thing that can just about be jumped across, and is about 30-35 feet deep.

If you fall down, it takes a while to climb back out, because the soil is so loose and slippy. But yeah, me and my friend were chucking great big logs and branches over this ravine, jumping over after them, then carrying them back up the hill through the forest to his grandmas house.

That felt pretty manly.

I also emptied the magazine of a 12 Gauge semi auto shotgun in like 2-3 seconds once. It almost knocked me on my ass, but it felt manly as fuck!

 

[Puzzles]

Climbed a mountain, then had a cigarette on top of it in the snow.

Challenged 10 guys to a fight to defend my friends honour... Well OK that one was just stupid, but I still came out standing, only had to punch one guy.

Had rough sex with my girlfriend (then obviously, smoked a cigarette).

 

[Rawker]

I kicked a terrorist in the ass so hard i tore a tendon in my foot!

 

[wierdman51]

does it count that i got hit by a speeding taxi while walking across the vegas strip, and ti didnt even hurt afterwards?

 

[Kasawd]

does it count that i got hit by a speeding taxi while walking across the vegas strip, and ti didnt even hurt afterwards?

I'd say, yeah.

Once, in Quebec, I was tasked with helping some people move a flatbed of chairs. They needed it lifted over a threshold. I did it by myself.

I am quite surprised I didnt break anything.

 

[thiosk]

I ate a live fish.

When in Asia, do as the Asians do.

 

[Lunar Templar]

manlyest thing? ... i'm a say logging, not to mention the oddly satisfing feeling of the sound a tree makes when it hits the ground

 

[zen5887]

Drinking scotch in a suit at a jazz club.

 

[DSEZ]

knocked some dude out with a headbutt cause he grabbed my gf's ass

 

[Syntax Error]

I ate a live fish.

When in Asia, do as the Asians do.

Haven't eaten live fish yet, the closest I had was sushi. Oh, so delicious sushi dipped in soy sauce and wasabi so thick, your nostrils will flare up.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Today, while taking a bath (and not wanting to get my hands wet as I was texting people) I applied shampoo to my hair

You were taking a bath instead of a shower, and you were texting people while naked?

Using your biceps barely gets you back to the "gender neutral" line in this situation.

Were there bubbles and scent-candles in the bath too, my little girlie-man?

It's really manly though..

Like..
Really

*hides*