Oreos!

[DJ_DEnM]

For someone who hates Daystar your threads bear a striking resemblance to his own. Both in style, topic and layout.

I was wondering until someone made a comparison to Daystar. Let me get this straight. I. Do. Not. Hate. Daystar. Clarion

Now, can you answer the question please? I don't want this thread to become a Daystar arguing thread.

I heard Daystar Arguing thread! Where do I join?

Oreo thread? Fine...

I love oreos, though I've only ever tried normal. Normal Oreos are good for me.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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Silly Fillion. Bullets can not hit Samuel L. And now you are dead.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

They're aight I guess. I much prefer Kinder Buenos though. Oh.. they're not biscuits? Well fuck you! Biscuits are shit!

 

[Flamezdudes]

I love oreo's, mostly the regular kind and double stuffed since those are the only ones i've tried!

But you know what? I fucking eat them how the fuck I want and bite into those motherfuckers.

 

[Redingold]

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Silly Fillion. Bullets can not hit Samuel L. And now you are dead.

If he is dead, then I shall replace him in declaring the undying glory of Hobnobs and Digestive biscuits!

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR MCVITIES!

Spoiler: As for the duel...

You wouldn't shoot a pony now, would you?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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That was Nathan Fillion in the back of the car btw.

And let's get back on topic people! So, who else thinks that the rainbow Oreos should be real? To hell with the extreme amounts of chemicals that it would take to make the stuffing that colour, I want my rainbow Oreos!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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Silly Fillion. Bullets can not hit Samuel L. And now you are dead.

If he is dead, then I shall replace him in declaring the undying glory of Hobnobs and Digestive biscuits!

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR MCVITIES!

Spoiler: As for the duel...

You wouldn't shoot a pony now, would you?

PONIES! My only weakness! How dare you! I yield! I yield! McVities are just as good as regular Oreos. Not double stuffed. I'm not letting you have that.

 

[BreakfastMan]

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Guys, guys, guys, lets stop with the fighting, shall we? I propose a compromise. Elementary, you get your oatmeal cookies, and Toastiest, you get your creme filling:

Now, isn't that better, without the fighting?

 

[Redingold]

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Silly Fillion. Bullets can not hit Samuel L. And now you are dead.

If he is dead, then I shall replace him in declaring the undying glory of Hobnobs and Digestive biscuits!

YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR MCVITIES!

Spoiler: As for the duel...

You wouldn't shoot a pony now, would you?

PONIES! My only weakness! How dare you! I yield! I yield! McVities are just as good as regular Oreos. Not double stuffed. I'm not letting you have that.

I've never had a double-stuffed Oreo, I've never even seen a packet in a shop in this country, so you can have that small compromise. I'm just gonna stick to putting chocolate spread between digestive biscuits.

 

[yuval152]

*sees comments*

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I like the normal oreo with milk, never tried double stuffed but it sounds delicious.

*resumes thread abondoning*

The escapist is turning into 4chan.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Oh my fucking gosh dude! Dude! Hell yes. I love that double stuff son. You dont even know how fucking hardcore oreos are my dude.

People be tryin to tell me chips O' hoy is where its at. I be like, ***** please! Oreo with straight up rip a chocolate chip in half. It will straight go ganster on that mother fucker. Those kibler elves will be like, "Who beat our ass? What it Batman?". No *****! It's Oreos. They takin all your shit.

Let me tell you about those double stuff got damn. Take two packs of double stuffed, break them um and put the together, you got a pack of Quaddruple stuffed Oreos got damn! That is just, the holy grail of cookies son. You dont know about that quaddruple stuff son. You cant even eat a whole pack of those bitches. Your teeth will fly out of your damn mouth from the awesomeness of what you just ate.

Got....DAMN I love me some oreos. Fuck...

Do NOT speak of the fabled quaddruple stuffed Oreo! No mere mortal can consume such a thing. You got lucky when you ate one. But next time, you shall die from the amazingness!

That's funny, since I always eat quadruple stuffed Oreos....

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.... I guess I'm a demigod.

 

[Terminate421]

Bonus points for whomever gets this:

"holy crap, I've been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs. And I don't even know what asparagus is."

It does relate to oreos

 

[yuval152]

Bonus points for whomever gets this:

"holy crap, I've been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs. And I don't even know what asparagus is."

It does relate to oreos

Red vs. Blue, I think the friend of church said it.(not caboose)

Now give me my cookie.

 

[Queen Michael]

1. Yes, I do love them. I bought twenty-two packets two weeks ago. They're gone now. I didn't share.

2. Spanish ones. Regular ones, except they're made in Spain. (If you live in Europe, these are the ones you can buy in grocery stores.) They are a bit crunchier than the ones available in the USA.

 

[game-lover]

I do, yeah. Not my fave cookie but good.

Inside out Oreos. Vanilla cookies with chocolate cream. Omigod, yes!


P.S. Also, I don't drink milk. It's very, very icky. So I do not eat Oreos that way. Sorry.

 

[Terminate421]

Bonus points for whomever gets this:

"holy crap, I've been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs. And I don't even know what asparagus is."

It does relate to oreos

Red vs. Blue, I think the friend of church said it.(not caboose)

Now give me my cookie.

It's Grif, on the red team

Also, you're describing Tucker.

No Cookie for you

 

[yuval152]

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Come on, Red vs Blue is close enough.

I wish I was sarge now...

 

[Andy Shandy]

Or caramel and chocolate digestives!

Fox's and McVities make some damn good biscuits!

Came here to post these magnificent biscuits. Oreos are alright but nothing compared to these fantastic biscuits.

Up there with these bad boys.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

The escapist is turning into 4chan.

If this 'Brovengers' shit keeps gaining headway, we're all doomed.

OT: Yeah, Oreos are pretty nice. But you can never have an Oreo discussion without Balloon Shop.

 

[Slaanesh]

But you know what? I fucking eat them how the fuck I want and bite into those motherfuckers.

Love Oreos, but I don't waste any time taking it apart and "licking" it like some pompous wine enthusiast. I tear open the package, lift it over my head and pour those bastards into my mouth, devouring them with such ferocity that even a god damn Grizzly bear would tremble in fear.