- Dec 28, 2017
Not true. Baby cow is veal and that shit is good too! LolThe conundrum there is they still need to be fully grown to get you the meat to eat from them.
I may have an idea though. We could attach biodegradable fart bags (made from recycled materials) to their buttholes, then when filled just load ‘em up and bring ‘em to waste treatment plants. But not for disposal, because somewhere some scientists should probably be smart enough to turn the bags’ contents into an energy source which would be abundant enough to power the plants.
BOOM. *somewhat* carbon-neutral shit shacks.