Out of Context Quotes

[Gordon_4]

"I have spilled more seed to this woman than Michael J Fox at a bird feeder"

 

[Meximagician]

I have dredged the continents from the sea floor, resurrected life from extinction, sealed the god of destruction, and been crowned the noodle king!

 

[Xprimentyl]

"It smells like farting wheat cheese coming from a cow udder in the year 1903."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I keep getting jumpscared by newspapers and leaves."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I hate my dumb chicken CHUD son."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"If noses weren't meant to be picked, their holes wouldn't be finger-sized."
"You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your best friends on the couch."

 

[Chimpzy]

"If noses weren't meant to be picked, their holes wouldn't be finger-sized."
"You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your best friends on the couch."

What about picking your friends' noses?

 

[DumbandMumb...]

The meaning of Life or to life is waste. Waste life and time doing things you like with people you love and want to be around, and it truly won't be wasted. Regret is worse.

 

[Drathnoxis]

What about picking your friends' noses?

Go for it, just don't blame me for any consequences that may result.

 

[Drathnoxis]

"The beauty of the body stops at the skin. If men could see what is beneath the skin, as with the lynx of Boeotia, they would shudder at the sight of a woman. All that grace consists of mucus, and blood, humours, and bile. If you think what is hidden in the nostrils, in the throat, and in the belly, you will find only filth. And if it revolts you to touch mucus or dung with your fingertip, how could we desire to embrace the sack that contains that dung!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Are the damned and the damnable all doomed to wander to Home Depot?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"His cock full of Glock just hit me!"

 

[Chimpzy]

"The bible says it's ok to fuck men if you do it high"

 

[Drathnoxis]

 

[Chimpzy]

"No, I have to keep doing squats or I lose my squatter's rights"

 

[Gordon_4]

It’s a weird hierarchy of bad choices. “Was he Charlie Sheen bad or Epstein bad?”

 

[Xprimentyl]

"Black Firebomb. I don't see color, but that's fine; this game is old."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan A to chimpan Z"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Shaved my pubes into a Hitler stache so I can call my penis the dicktator."

 

[Thaluikhain]

"Commorragh sounds like someone clearing their throat, or maybe Boy George spraining his ankle halfway through the chorus for Karma Chameleon."