"A driving blowjob is a quandary for every man. Because you want one, but you don't want to die with your knob out"
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- Thread starter blockhead77
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"Don't Worry about it too much. There are a lot of strange things in this world. The umbilical cord I keep in a box in my room... Lately, it's started to smell terrible..."
- Nov 27, 2009
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"Look I swear I'm not a terrorist, I just support terrorism"
Context, please. Fuck the thread title; this one needs some 'splainin'.
"Harman, the size of the world has changed. It's changed to the size where you can control it with your hands just like a PDA. The world will keep getting smaller."
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That's not fair. The Sit Down Gun can't also be the Shut Up Gun; you have to use a separate gun for that!
"The monkey got us drunk, assaulted us, robbed the bar, and possibly fucked our mouths."
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"You have to be really smart to say something so stupid."
Given the times, this is both true, and more universally applicable than it should be.
"Then I saw Tiffany. I'm thinking, 'eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... at night with quantum physics books?' She about to start some shit..."