Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

"Can you help your dad lose his virginity at the Super Bowl?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"You refuse to attend anything that may turn out to be a jewelry auction."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Mmmm. Clot Dogs."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Media Literacy is when I interpret fiction to agree with my morality and worldview. Media Illiteracy is when people interpret fiction in a way that doesn't agree with me."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Just because you got in the last chopper out of Saigon doesn’t mean you enjoyed the flight."

 

[Gordon_4]

"The amount of jizz that would have been wanked out to Aerobics Oz Style could fill Sydney Harbour"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I mean, I don't know if the effects of giving birth while on fire have ever been studied, but I imagine it's not beneficial."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"It's like there's a party in my mouth and I wasn't invited."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"This whole ship is just a carpet of baby salsa."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"So how do you feel about selfcest?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"He went to the market to get a bag of cigarette milk and never came back."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"He's a 'help the bear' kinda guy. If you see him fighting a bear, help the bear."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Sharks really are just a giant tube of hate. Like a Pringles can that's not big enough for your hand."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Y'know, you're just mad because I didn't set your corpse on fire."

 

[Thaluikhain]

"You named your horse a euphemism for sex?"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Now we have supermarkets, bottled water, and .38 caliber home security."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental! Like any good war criminal!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"We need to escort it as it goes and kills God."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The Ed Sheeran of Americans over the age of 65!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"All it takes is some good yarn to bait an old lady into a vacuum."