Out of Context Quotes

[The Rogue Wolf]

"My Browning Buddy. It's like a Bonzai Buddy, just with more bullets."

 

[Gordon_4]

"So zeese Pringles you have here are rather nice ja? Do want to whip them off my buttocks?"

 

[Chimpzy]

Tweeted from secret labs @Umbrella @RaccoonCity

 

[thebobmaster]

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. Okay, what I was asking in that scene is 'What if politicians continue to pay doctors peanuts, could they literally turn into monkeys?' And no one's asked that before."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Year, 1997. The world famous virologist, Dr. Maria Rylos, found a cure for The Devil's Virus, AIDS. However, centuries before a great visionary, Nostradamus, prophesized a greater disaster. 1999 his vision came true, its name, Muscle Loosening Disease."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Well, you know what they say: A watched wall doesn't boil."

 

[Gordon_4]

I thought Bill Cosby was the dad that I wanted but turned out to be the uncle I already had.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I really have just become the guy who stands on the roof, throwing severed limbs at mannequins."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Imagine your dad is a minotaur and your mom a mermaid, and you got the human part of both, and you're just some guy"

 

[davidmc1158]

"Art is how we decorate space, and music is how we decorate time."

 

[Meximagician]

"That... doesn't sound like normal supernatural activity."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I choke you a little while you sleep."
"...I have been soundin' different."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Pepsi for TV game."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"You said I wasn't fighting God, but His place of worship is manifesting on my lawn."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"That was the most whimsical, Christmas-y untethering of reality I've ever seen! And I've been stabbed by Krampus!"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"You guys are making me sexy. You won't like me when I'm sexy!"

 

[Samos205]

"Yes. I am getting aroused watching a woman drink tea"

Honorable mention, Just cause I find it funny
"Clean up this hoe, like you clean up our pool"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I don't feel like eye-peeing is a thing squirrels do."