Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

"The demand for vegan silk continues to grow"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I wasn’t having fun grinding for a grandfather so I quit."

 

[Chimpzy]

"He's too poor to pay attention"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The raccoon has her meth pipe. ...he's trying to smoke it!"

 

[davidmc1158]

"Mars shall come to fear my botany powers."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Baby needs a new pair of dads!"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Steezus shreds for our sins"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"If you see someone addicted to meth, and devoting all their time, money, and attention to it, your first thought isn't 'wow, he's really gotten his money's worth, look how many hours he's put into it.' "

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Just chilling in the cryosleep-slash-frozen food aisle."

 

[Gordon_4]

"You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Jesus fuck, stop running around and take your lead suppository like a man!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"There is a pit of despair immediately in front of my home, which I'm going to admit does cause me some concern."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Cry me a ten-dollar river."

 

[Drathnoxis]

I'm going to actually provide context because I find this to be an interesting quote.
This is from The History of Tom Jones, A Foundling (written in 1749.)

"In reality, it lies in desiring another to kiss your ass for having just before threatened to
kick his; for I have observed very accurately, that no one ever
desires you to kick that which belongs to himself, nor offers to kiss
this part in another.

It may likewise seem surprizing that in the many thousand kind
invitations of this sort, which every one who hath conversed with
country gentlemen must have heard, no one, I believe, hath ever seen a
single instance where the desire hath been complied with; --a great
instance of their want of politeness; for in town nothing can be more
common than for the finest gentlemen to perform this ceremony every
day to their superiors, without having that favour once requested of
them."

You can see that telling someone to "kiss my ass" has been in use as an insult for over 275 years.

 

[Chimpzy]

"It's like when you're enjoying a drink on a hot day, and then Mars comes over to crush the can"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"The sales numbers are above 30 million. To put that in perspective: if they sold 29 million, it would still be one more million than that."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Jones swallowed a large mess of chicken, or rather cock, broth with a very good appetite, as indeed he would have done the cock it was made of." - The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling

 

[Gordon_4]

Being honest, I don’t know that man weighing probably a few tons in his armor, or the shits that a demigod that size produces, would leave most mortal’s toilets in a good state.

 

[Meximagician]

Do you not have enough navigation skills, between the three of you, to get through a BK® Kids Club placemat maze?!