Diddy is going for a ride on the troller coaster? Wish the article gave his response to the lawsuit. Might have founds some more luls there.
As a rape victim for someone to claim this, wow maybe after a nice stint in the looney bin she should have to go and spend time with REAL rape victims. For every false claim of rape it makes it that much harder for a real victim to come forwardValksy said:I hope that she is acting pro se and there isn't actually a lawyer involved - if there IS a lawyer then he or she needs a bitchslap for exploiting the mentally ill. Sometimes it IS cheaper to make a small payment to make a lawsuit go away than to actually fight it (thanks lawyers..) so maybe a lawyer acting on contingency thinks that even getting 4-5 grand out of a 10 grand "shut the fuck up" payment is worth the trouble of filing what is clearly a ridiculous suit.
Other things spring to mind:
Date rape is fucking serious. Mentioning it is deeply offensive. And no, I'm afraid that I don't actually believe her, on account of her being a paranoid loony-tunes.
She is batshit insane.
If I was him, I would counter sue for defamation and watch her and her lawyer (if there is one) slink back in to whatever sewer they came from.
Frankly, he should instruct his representation not to make a single pay out.
Do your math and you'll find she's requesting a trillion.Crazy_Dude said:Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for ?loss of income.![]()
Seriously 100 billion dollars? She must be joking.
This IS the fanfiction.badgersprite said:Bahahahahahahaha! I can't even. Eyes. Tears. The laughing. This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I think I'm in love.
Also, I demand that somebody write fanfiction of this.
Thats because the coffee was so hot she had to have skin-grafts which costs shit-tons of money. McDonalds knowingly made their coffee hot enough to seriously burn people.GamemasterAnthony said:I'm seconding the...
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...and even have to repeat it if ANY judge even takes this batshit insane woman seriously.
Which...to be honest, I AM afraid of, since we had that one judge who allowed a woman to SUCCESSFULLY sue McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself.
Wow, simply wow. So much confusion..I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."
No, I think its libel and yeah he could sue her to shit for it... However I doubt he'd even care. Just another crazy woman who'll be laughed out of court and the shortly put in the looney bin.Jamash said:Isn't this slander?
She's publicly and officially accusing P.Diddy of date rape, terrorism, child abuse and raping her children amongst other things.
If Diddy didn't do the things she said Diddy did, could Diddy counter-sue?
Your ability to comprehend English is sufficient to me. I propose you come to the United States, and we give you country of origin Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks to replace you. Deal?Beryl77 said:I don't know if it's because english isn't my native language but it was kinda difficult to understand some of the things she said.
Anyway, I think the case is clear here. She is crazy and hallucinating, she needs psychological treatment really quick.
I'm betting that Mrs. Wilson Turks doesn't have much money that P Diddy could collect when he would win a libel case against her. Can't get blood from a stone.Sovvolf said:No, I think its libel and yeah he could sue her to shit for it... However I doubt he'd even care.
In all honesty, I think child services should be contacted. If she is being truthful in her claim that she has two children, she is in no mental state to have guardianship over them. :\Sovvolf said:Just another crazy woman who'll be laughed out of court and the shortly put in the looney bin.
Also, is it just me or does this sound like it was written by a very illbred stereotypical trailer trash redneck?
?Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."
Yeah, the very stereotypical trailer trash voice keeps playing in my head when I read it.