P. Diddy getting sued for...

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Am I the only one cynical enough to wonder if P.Diddy has an album coming out or something?

Pay a woman to make a fool of herself, the scandal creates its own form of advertising.

You could be right there.

It would be weirdly epic if it all turned out to be true though

 

[Beryl77]

Your ability to comprehend English is sufficient to me. I propose you come to the United States, and we give you country of origin Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks to replace you. Deal?

I can't do that to my country.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I smell a new reality show

 

[brodie21]

Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for ?loss of income.

Seriously 100 billion dollars? She must be joking.

a trillion dollars? i am definitely sure that p diddy does not have that much money

 

[Sovvolf]

No, I think its libel and yeah he could sue her to shit for it... However I doubt he'd even care.

I'm betting that Mrs. Wilson Turks doesn't have much money that P Diddy could collect when he would win a libel case against her. Can't get blood from a stone.

Exactly, though if I was in his position. I'd still at the very least threaten her with one. That is if she's just pretty stupid rather than having an actual mental illness.

In all honesty, I think child services should be contacted. If she is being truthful in her claim that she has two children, she is in no mental state to have guardianship over them. :\

Agreed but that's if her kids aren't figments of her own imagination. Still call them just to be sure...

 

[brodie21]

ok, there is something wrong with this lady. i am guessing that this wont go anywhere. they shouldnt even try this in a court

 

[Oh That Dude]

...Diddy or didn't he?

*tips hat*

 

[namewon'tfitin]

I think I said enough.

 

[Shapsters]

I always knew that Diddy was behind the 9/11 attacks!

Bastard...

EDIT- Oh shit! I guess you could call Sean Combs The Diddy Diddler... hah!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I don't know whether to face palm at the woman's claims or the Judge for allowing an actual hearing.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

She had chips for 100 zillion dollars? Isn't that more money than there are in the entire world?

If i was a judge i would have chuckled, threwn it in my trash can and called for someone to put her in a straightjacket. And if i was Diddy i would have her sued for defamation.